Today, I came home on leave from a 7 month deployment to Iraq. I wanted to see my girlfriend today, but she needed to spend time with her sick grandmother. As it turns out, her sick grandmother and my cousin are the same person. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML
Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, I returned home from my aunt's funeral abroad to find my boyfriend in bed with my sister, who claimed she was unable to fly due to the flu. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
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Devikarawr 0
wow sucks to be you.... what a mean person. both your gf and your cousin.
ohheykiwi 2
People, she told him she had to spend time with her grandmother, but it was actually his cousin. She was cheating on him with his cousin! FYL, OP. This truly sucks.
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Comments (225)
ohnoyouDINT 0
you mean.......your girlfriend is from.....the FUTURE????
zrjones 0
im getting tired of these faggots rewording and posting the same FML and actually getting it posted. mine never get posted and they are much more original.
Ozmat 0
Lol same
kingkash 0
atleast she's still in the family... :) (see what i did there)
mam2u 0
Ya, all wives and girlfriends cheat. If you don't know what you're talking about, keep your idiotic thoughts to yourselves. I am a marine wife and I know And have heard about plenty of wives and girlfriends who aren't the cheaters, the oh so wonderful marine is. The military is just another career and there will be women that cheat, but not more than in civilian life.
lmmmr 0
You clearly have no character judgement skills whatsoever.
Neferria 0
How crazy would it be if his cousin was actually her grandmother?
xavierdevoy 0
All liberals please your antiwar shit out of this. Thousands of people like the OP make it their job to serve and protect us. And if we hadn't initiated the Iraq War, Al Qaeda wouldve bombed a shitload of important buildings by now and killed a ton of people.
_paper_moon_ 0
Yes, because only liberals are antiwar. You obviously get all of your information from one source: Fox News. I guess you haven't heard that you are supposed to keep your sources varied, and that they should be credible sources? I'm not saying the OP deserved to be cheated on, though. In fact, FYL OP.
genius_man16 1
Not only that, but even most liberals who don't support the war still support the troops. And yes, there is a huge difference.
lessthanbee 0
geniusman, thank you. i've been in iraq for 15 months now. i most definitely think we have no business being here, but i support my brother and sisters in arms. we are just normal people, trying to make a living. and not everyone in the army joined after the war started, so that argument (above) is kinda silly. i will be very glad when everyone comes home from the middle east, and i stop hearing about my friends, and iraqis/afghans being killed.
slimy2 0
(sarcasm) wow either that cousin is really old or the granny is really young
Bloodknight 22
Yeah, we really should stop allowing these.
USMC0612 0
Damn Marine, sorry to hear that bullshit. Seriously, this shit happens too damn often. I hope you boot-stomped your cousin's throat into the deck. You got a real shitbag as a cousin for him to **** your girl while you deployed. There are plenty of ridges to drop a body off of in Pendleton or the Palms (since you in CA), as an FYI. Make sure that bitch gets what she deserves as well.
Dahlia_F 0
**** yeah!
Shyman4ever 0
There is so many fmls like this. It always starts with: I came back from war and I see my girlfriend cheating on me or my wife cheating on me. Enough of these ones, it's not funny anymore.
genius_man16 1
When was it ever funny to begin with!?