Today, I came home on leave from a 7 month deployment to Iraq. I wanted to see my girlfriend today, but she needed to spend time with her sick grandmother. As it turns out, her sick grandmother and my cousin are the same person. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML
Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, I returned home from my aunt's funeral abroad to find my boyfriend in bed with my sister, who claimed she was unable to fly due to the flu. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
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Top comments
Devikarawr 0
wow sucks to be you.... what a mean person. both your gf and your cousin.
ohheykiwi 2
People, she told him she had to spend time with her grandmother, but it was actually his cousin. She was cheating on him with his cousin! FYL, OP. This truly sucks.
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Comments (225)
alisterfiend 0
That sucks. Clearly she's not worth it.
whiskeyloverrrr 0
i'm so tired of these bitches who cheat on their men while they are deployed!
fergiesman 0
that sux, ur cousin sux
ughagan 0
im enlisted in the navy and this kind of crap is heard every day on bace, and during deployment. Its not limited to women, on of my shipmates husbend cheated on her this last month before we got home. It is an ugly truth about military famalys because the spouce thats not inlisted is under so much stress and worry about there lover the whole time there gone that they often cheet
lmmmr 0
Did you enlist because your spelling was too atrocious to graduate?
Intoxicunt 6
Lol @ 114. :]
Dahlia_F 0
laceypatrickson you stupid *****, suck a **** and choke on it.
theanonimouse 0
Now we will go back in time and pretend you know how to use correct grammar: I am enlisted in the navy, and this kind of crap is heard every day on base and during deployment. It is not limited to women; one of my shipmate's husband cheated on her this last month before we got home. It is an ugly truth about military families, because the spouse that is not enlisted is under so much stress and worry about his or her lover the whole time he or she is gone that the spouse that is not enlisted often cheats.
Sammo1849 0
Lacey at the end it's they're not there
gargoyle666 5
Jeez, all these HURRR DURRR INCEST comments. People really do need everything spelled out for them.
ragsy 7
Huh. I assumed he lived in West Virginia and was dating a relative.
dtubbz53 0
wait..im confused...is ur cousin actually her grandmother or is she doing ur cuz?
baconbits33 0
The bitch is cheating on him with his cousin.
ziqi92 0
and the rest of us wonder why must this happen...seriously, fyl. at least i hear about military wives waiting patiently and loyally for their husbands' return every once in a while...
GrapefruitZoe 0
They could be relatives and THAT is what pisses him off. But it's not such a close relationship that I'd worry about incest.
PICKLESTICKLE 0
YDI for having a gf.