Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I've been seeing for 6 months is actually married. She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
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littlemissdqgirl 8
You mean ex gf?
CoachLlama 5
Better not let her fiance find out his future wife has been cheating on him with you. Just saying.
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Comments (65)
pwincessa23 1
Wow. well I'm sorry.
schwancy 2
Why are some people such dirty *****?
cbr600_fml 0
exactly op look at it this way at least ur not the one marrying the ****
knibbsy 4
@20 - because they like it that way.
pwincessa23 1
The gf Is weird. it's called karma!!! not to be a troll but I'm happy cuz I got first. not important but I think it's cool.
trueblue42 4
ouch is all I have to say. you'll move on though... :(
stephanie0613 0
I agree with 21, FYL OP but atleast she's your ex girlfriend now. I hope.
iSitt 0
karma is bs. no good deed goes unpunished either. goto her wedding and when the priest asks if there is anyone who objects, stand up and show her sexts.
littlemissdqgirl 8
You mean ex gf?
Elixa 0
Obviously he did not mean ex gf! what kind of lame FML would that be then?! ... I just realized that my ex has moved on and is engaged?!..... You should read it properly next time...
surefirewinners 0
31, I think she meant ex-girlfriend now.
docscientist 10
fmls are best read as if they are happening as you read them, it's narrative.
mrbobmarley4 8
I see what you did there (:
Toriahh 21
Sad day :( I'm sorry op
CreepyGuy666 2
Classic FYL :)
firechildredhead 0
Oh dang! How did you not suspect ANYTHING was going on? Not even just a little? Sorry OP. FYL
sweet_candy_ 17
You are better off without her op.
Haterman123 0
nnot neceserily she may nevrr get another gf
daisy_marie1102 0
defiantly
mrahhhhh 21
If you live in the Southern United States or are a member of an old fashioned European royal family, there's a chance both statements could be true! "Waits for people who can't take a joke"
IAreStarfeesh 0
*Furious statement of fury*
FYLDeep 26
I would think that the demographic that wouldn't like that would be pretty small.
DocBastard 40
I'm from the Southern US, and I have to say that, as a Southerner, you're...um, right. Dammit.
Psiren 0
headbutt that bitch and walk away shell understand loud and clear
Psiren 0
wow
solegit 0
Bang her sister?
triple_double 1
bang her fiancé?
BlackMoon_fml 9
Hahaha. I thought the same thing! That will teach the bitch a lesson. Mwahaha :D *rubs hands in evil manner*