Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend is spending a lot of time hyping up his female best friend who is participating in a modeling competition, trying to get her to win. When I asked this guy to help support my small business, he said he, “didn’t have time” to. FML
Today, I called a company to see why the dress I’d ordered for my best friend hadn’t been delivered. After doing some digging and ruining the surprise, it turns out it had been. Her boyfriend opened the package, deemed the dress "too slutty" and threw it out. He refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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krnmafia92 0
He is concerned and wondering where he can find her... and find a show... and support her education.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
That's messed up. Sorry to hear your boyfriend is a complete horndog. I hope your friend comes to her senses as well. Good luck
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nick1585 0
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lol don't you hate people that sat first
dnlphm94 0
Is her name Alex?
dudeitsdanny 10
Is that a Degrassi reference I see? =O
perdix 31
I was thinking "Flashdance."
The_Pleb 0
Lol give the boyfriend a break, he just has an awsome sense of humor so get over it females smash up a sammich for us kthanksbye
Mustardnight 3
You + sammich = Peruvian lapdance.
mbii 0
LOL so apparently I wasn't the only one who was reminded of Degrassi... and honestly what other response would you expect out of a guy? you just called him to say you're [female, probably hot] friend is a stripper. do the math.
Sooper_Trooper 0
what's the problem? She's not whoring herself out, she's showing her ******* to foolish men like me to make more money than most people. it's completely legal you know, she will probably make more now than after she gets a job with the education she is currently paying for. Seriously, FML should have a "who f*cking cares" vote option.
heyitsdiamond 5
He could be trying to drag her out publicly and get her fired but less likely
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
That's messed up. Sorry to hear your boyfriend is a complete horndog. I hope your friend comes to her senses as well. Good luck
White667 0
To be fair, I'd ask the same thing really. I'm sure all guys would.
Josher47 0
I agree, even if just jokingly.
powersmoke 0
Your boyfriend was being normal. This is not a FML. Move along.
Armin_fml 0
muhmm..something most guys would say or think (as a joke) (or not :D)
dudeitsdanny 10
I would ask, too, as an attempt to cheer her up, haha But, hey, she shouldn't be upset, because her friend is trying to pay for school. She should find a way to help her, rather than call her boyfriend and whine. Her boyfriend is going to take action by showing up there with a few of his buddies to help pay her bills.
xMrAndyTranx 4
Where does she work and when?
marc_with_a_c 3
Yes, two important questions that need answering.. :)
analo_fml 8
assholes
I_am_stupid_also 6
Is Asshole's the name of the club you work at, anal-o?
pepolshet 0
LOL!
Mustardnight 3
Omfg win! As for the op, learn to take a joke, although I feel for your friend. I mean i felt her. At the club, you know, stripping. Not cool at all. Your life doesn't suck, op, your friend's does. You should be grateful for a quick witted young buck like your bf laddie!
krnmafia92 0
He is concerned and wondering where he can find her... and find a show... and support her education.
Starfire22 5
O wow Thats not cool, especially because it's your friend your boyfriend wants to see strip... Are you sure he wasn't just joking with you?
rnath23 4
I'm sure he wasn't joking. He wanted to see some hot *******. can you blame him?
I_am_stupid_also 6
I think it is great that your bf is helping your best friend get started on her new career. I'm sure it will be very comforting for her to start out performing for some familiar and supportive faces. And laps.
LamizzleL 0
lol
popsoda 0
he is being supportive (by means of monetary compensation) you should be happy you have a bf who is willing ot helping your best friend in a time of need. don't be such an attention *****.
jessejik 1
wats her number
LemonStarship 5
I'd be glad to help her get through school...
blland 0
may I introduce you to some exotic snake oil?
Mustardnight 3
Yes you may, mr. Burrito, oh you have no idea how may you can may.
eea04180 0
girl, i would have slapped him. i would have also made sure he was joking too, cuz i know my bf would say something like that to me if i told him the same story.