Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend is spending a lot of time hyping up his female best friend who is participating in a modeling competition, trying to get her to win. When I asked this guy to help support my small business, he said he, “didn’t have time” to. FML
Today, I called a company to see why the dress I’d ordered for my best friend hadn’t been delivered. After doing some digging and ruining the surprise, it turns out it had been. Her boyfriend opened the package, deemed the dress "too slutty" and threw it out. He refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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krnmafia92 0
He is concerned and wondering where he can find her... and find a show... and support her education.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
That's messed up. Sorry to hear your boyfriend is a complete horndog. I hope your friend comes to her senses as well. Good luck
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Comments (140)
chocogatto12 3
I'm with See_Air_Ah on this one. If the girl was clearly upset about her friend (and who knows if the best friend was eager to take clothes off for money) than the boyfriend shouldn't have made a joke assuming it was a joke. FYL OP dump that loser.
BloodMage 0
thats the only question to ask......
jelsew 0
/WIN
colt45_fml 0
ROFL!!! This guy has a great sense of humor, unless he was serious, which, I'm sure he wasn't. I know that would be my reaction(depending on the girl). And i'm sure he got his butt chewed for that one, but that's still frikken hilarious.
azure8787 0
he just wants to help support your friends education, god! why would you be pissed at him for just wanting to help??
indianabummer 0
Why were you so upset about your best friend stripping? Is she also you're identical twin and you don't want ppl to know what you look like naked? If she's okay with it, so should you be.
mbii 0
Yeah exactly my point. How is this FML-worthy?
JustApollo 0
Your boyfriend is hilarious. Respect that. :)
nhougham 0
Haha what answer did you really expect when you asked that? My ex is a stripper and my mates couldn't stay away from the place!!!
Darraghscoot 0
yeah was prob a joke so get-tha-**** over it! ya big child .do u cry when he looks at oher women?