Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend is spending a lot of time hyping up his female best friend who is participating in a modeling competition, trying to get her to win. When I asked this guy to help support my small business, he said he, “didn’t have time” to. FML
Today, I called a company to see why the dress I’d ordered for my best friend hadn’t been delivered. After doing some digging and ruining the surprise, it turns out it had been. Her boyfriend opened the package, deemed the dress "too slutty" and threw it out. He refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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krnmafia92 0
He is concerned and wondering where he can find her... and find a show... and support her education.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
That's messed up. Sorry to hear your boyfriend is a complete horndog. I hope your friend comes to her senses as well. Good luck
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Emperor_Jim 0
Strippers never finish school.
ididitmyself 0
are you ******* kidding me? you're an idiot. how can you possibly make the statement 'strippers never finish school'? where are you from? stop breathing please
Rayn4u_fml 0
#35 Strippers are not real people. They are empty shells with no parents or loved ones, who exist solely for men's entertainment. That does not mean to say that they can't finish school, how judgemental...
wildthang428 10
He's not entirely off, I bartend in a stripclub and I'm not speaking for ALL strippers but there are a few at my work who stopped going to school because the money was so good. There are also girls who graduated, one currently in law school, so before any of you make far one sided comments you should do a little research. There are those who drop out and those who don't.
Lehk 9
at least at a good strip joint there are burly men around to make sure the patrons keep their hands off the goods, more protection than most waitresses get from douchbags who think it's ok to grab someone's ass.
AndelleRae 9
I have a friend who was the DJ at a strip club for a long time. He had some pretty entertaining stories about the strippers not talking shit from anyone. One time a guy thought it would be okay to bite a girl's boob, and she took her super tall stiletto shoe off and clocked him on the forehead with the heel. She got off scot-free, and the guy got banned from the club. The girls who work at those clubs are stronger than you think, and typically bouncers will come to their rescue if they absolutely have to. Personally, as long as it's a decent club and she's responsible, I don't really think it's a problem that she's stripping. OP, I don't know if your boyfriend was joking or not. If he wasn't, FYL, because that's a douche bag thing to say.
AndelleRae 9
taking shit, not talking shit. I can't believe I just noticed that. I fail.
hazelwolfeyes 0
its her life n her body..why are you upset? at least shes doing it to further herself in her education..youre probably just upset cause she has the body to do it..n you dont..as for the comment from your boyfriend..wow..really? youre saying FML cause he said that? dude, my guy says worse things but its me he comes home too..hell i go to strip clubs with him..n get him lap dances..i get the mags, the ****, the toys, i tell girls he thinks they are hott..but i trust him to know what lines not to cross..but because we talked about it..we know where we stand n how strong a relationship we have.. if that pissed you off..you need to have better communication with him or just leave him n find some sucker thats just gonna praise you every second of the day..n treat you like the princess you are not..
premiermois 5
He's a guy. It's a normal guy response. If you were afraid he might say something like that, don't mention it. Guys will be guys. Get over it.
soccerrocks 0
ydi for being a duff jk why do you care if she is a stripper anyway you are the one with a boyfriend and a job
optimisticly4222 0
haha boyfriend win!
thejerk56 8
weird. she's not even in school.
davek 36
He's a bloke, what do you expect?
EmilyClaire 0
were you expecting a different response? I wouldn't of.
ninix3_fml 0
rofl