Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend is spending a lot of time hyping up his female best friend who is participating in a modeling competition, trying to get her to win. When I asked this guy to help support my small business, he said he, “didn’t have time” to. FML
Today, I called a company to see why the dress I’d ordered for my best friend hadn’t been delivered. After doing some digging and ruining the surprise, it turns out it had been. Her boyfriend opened the package, deemed the dress "too slutty" and threw it out. He refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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krnmafia92 0
He is concerned and wondering where he can find her... and find a show... and support her education.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
That's messed up. Sorry to hear your boyfriend is a complete horndog. I hope your friend comes to her senses as well. Good luck
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Comments (140)
cgoln_fml 0
boys...
Rayn4u_fml 0
I don't see how you could have expected any other answer to that statement to be honest.
DoingItWrong 0
Doesn't sound like your boyfriend was upset.
CallMeHush 1
1. Unless he was running to the car when he asked the question it was a joke. 2. Strippers are people too, you should learn to love them as I do. 3. Where and what time dammit? How many times do we have to ask you?
Veritas143 0
So because someone has a sense of humor and (even crazier) has a gf who could actually take a joke, they've never been in a meaningful relationship..really? Get the stick out of your ass.
Mustardnight 3
After his visit to the strip club, Nick the ***** model discovered several unusual bumps along his prized lassiepecker. Fhl. (funrod, one eyed serpent, gootube)
lickmyjock 0
Colorado. Didn't know strippers lived there.
malphasd 0
YDI for not letting ur bf support ur bff.
arissia 0
Stripping isn't some horrible dirty profession. It takes some amount of skill (believe it or not), and it pays a LOT. Dont judge your friend so harshly.. there are plenty of good people who strip for a living. Also your boyfriend might have been joking.
EnzoMatrix 0
What's the problem?! Like a good friend he wants to help her getting money so she could get out of there fast. You shouldve think of this before and should help her too.