Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend is spending a lot of time hyping up his female best friend who is participating in a modeling competition, trying to get her to win. When I asked this guy to help support my small business, he said he, “didn’t have time” to. FML
Today, I called a company to see why the dress I’d ordered for my best friend hadn’t been delivered. After doing some digging and ruining the surprise, it turns out it had been. Her boyfriend opened the package, deemed the dress "too slutty" and threw it out. He refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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krnmafia92 0
He is concerned and wondering where he can find her... and find a show... and support her education.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
That's messed up. Sorry to hear your boyfriend is a complete horndog. I hope your friend comes to her senses as well. Good luck
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Comments (140)
krad204 21
He wants to slap a bitch, that is all.
BoomerSpaulding 1
He wants to support and help pay for school by being a customer? Maybe?
sammyjo06 14
I'm surprised this one didn't get more YDIs. First of all, there's no need to be upset about your friend's choices. Being a stripper doesn't mean she's having sex with random guys (unless she wants to, on her own time, of course). It just means she has a nice body and likes to dance and show it off, and is doing this temporarily in order to pay for school. As long as she's working at a decent place that strictly enforces the no touching rule, I don't see a reason to be upset about this. Second, your boyfriend was clearly joking.
Lilweezy70 6
Plot twist: she's really actually stripping feathers off chickens
sexynurse25 13
Ummm not cool
_awwhellnaw_ 45
I don't think it's really your concern what your friend is doing. If you want t be a good friend, you wouldn't be gossiping with your boyfriend, hoping to get support. You'd be supporting your friends decision, knowing that she's trying to pay for her education. This isn't about you.
latteboy50 12
Pretty sure it was a joke.
Perry85 42
Well, Where and what time DOES she work? lol
HereToRuinFun 16
If your friend is willingly stripping and protecting herself, I would say you shouldn't concern yourself with her situation. Being in sex work is not degrading/bad/humiliating/inferior from other work in any way, and thinking otherwise is just darn rude to any sex workers out there
pkirkem 13
He probably wasn't joking. Jokes are just the truth made to look funny so u dont get in trouble.