Today, my boyfriend is spending a lot of time hyping up his female best friend who is participating in a modeling competition, trying to get her to win. When I asked this guy to help support my small business, he said he, “didn’t have time” to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend backed out on our date so he could help his best friend get ready for some kind of drag queen competition. FML
Today, after months of asking my massage therapist boyfriend to work on me, and him always saying he’s too tired to do so, I called my local spa to make an appointment. He then screamed at me for wasting money and for going to the competition when he could just do the job himself. I'm confused too. FML
Today, I asked my best male friend to help repair my car because it broke down. He responded, “Why don’t you ask the lovely guy you’re dating instead, since obviously he’s better than me?” Apparently he’s still upset I didn’t reciprocate his romantic feelings and chose someone else. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML
Today, I realized I agreed to go to the gym with my fiancé after being on my feet at work all day because he wants to get fit, but he will not help me remodel the house I’m working on so we can have a bigger place to live, because he doesn’t feel like it. I don’t want or need to go to the gym. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for asking to spend time with him after not seeing him very much in three months, because he doesn’t have time for me and is so stressed out he doesn’t have time for fun. Then he decided he should go to Mexico with the people he works and lives with so they could have fun together. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me feel like shit because I didn’t feel like going fishing, and compared me to his "fake" friends, even though every day for the past two months, I’ve gone every time he’s asked. But anytime I suggest we do something different, he shuts it down. FML
Today, I asked my best friend, who I love, what his new girlfriend has that I don’t. I've gone the extra mile, did favors, been there at his highest and lowest for about a year and a half, yet he rejected me and chose a girl who he’s merely known 5 months. Apparently a slim waist and perky boobs/butt matters more. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me for telling his ex to stop taking financial advantage of him. She gets her hair and nails done, has three new pets in her house, and just bought the latest iPhone. But apparently, I'm the bad guy for suggesting that she's not really "struggling" as much as she claims to be. FML
Today, I saw that my boyfriend of 3 years had posted pictures with the girl he says he “sees as a best friend” wearing matching pajamas. He’d told me he wasn’t into the pajamas thing when I wanted to do it. He doesn’t get why I’m upset and told me I’m overreacting about some silly post between “two best friends.” FML
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Top comments
ShyGirl87 1
sounds like he needs to be your ex boyfriend.. 😒
Rodville 28
He’s banging the friend.
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Comments (12)
ojoRojo 27
Run.
ShyGirl87 1
sounds like he needs to be your ex boyfriend.. 😒
DanielleinDC 34
DTMFA. If he'll support his friend but not you, is he really the guy you want around?
jdizz16 16
Maybe he WAS busy at the time?
Matthew Vincent Livingstone 5
"WAS" means cheating, btw. We're all sorry for your luck.
jdizz16 16
What reasoning do we have to think he was cheating?
bleachedraven 14
ewh. bad bf!
Rodville 28
He’s banging the friend.
weeping_willow 25
Oh darlin, he is waving that red flag right in your face. I strongly suggest breaking it off, before he does more dumb sh!t
Crowned Sataness 12
when someone tells you who they are, believe them. gtfo, he's made his priorities pretty clear
sarianna 10
IDK, "support my small business" sounds like "I fell for an MLM and am now nagging everyone I know, at the behest of my upline, to buy this crap" rather than an actual small business.
rainbowdonnareed 18
I agree I have an inbox full of friends sending me MLM stuff
jdizz16 16
What exactly did you ask him to do, compared to what he’s doing right now? Sounds like: “Pass out these fliers on the street. vs Share this facebook post.” It’s wild how people in the comments are immediately going for a break up.