Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Today, my boyfriend is spending a lot of time hyping up his female best friend who is participating in a modeling competition, trying to get her to win. When I asked this guy to help support my small business, he said he, “didn’t have time” to. FML
Today, I called a company to see why the dress I’d ordered for my best friend hadn’t been delivered. After doing some digging and ruining the surprise, it turns out it had been. Her boyfriend opened the package, deemed the dress "too slutty" and threw it out. He refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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krnmafia92 0
He is concerned and wondering where he can find her... and find a show... and support her education.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
That's messed up. Sorry to hear your boyfriend is a complete horndog. I hope your friend comes to her senses as well. Good luck
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Comments (140)
hasty_D 0
i'd do the same, Pure joke, just to make his Girlfriend jaleous...no worries, he'll never go there. =)
ix3candy 0
it was probably a joke, my boyfriend would say that too.
Swampeh 0
he is a guy, this is what we are like :P all of us, there are just some who hide it
hassenpfeffermmm 0
What did you expect him to say? He's a man.
Rasetsu 10
I'm sure he was just making a joke to cheer you up.
jaggaloridaz 0
dump his ass
thisissparta555 0
hahahaha that sucks...YDI because you told him that
tfallentopieces 8
wow your bf is an ass
katie72 6
You're just jealous you don't have what it takes.
mdmenchaca 5
Hey he is contributing to her college fund!