Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went to Target with my girlfriend. As we were walking in, I saw a girl in a crop top and leggings walk by us. I instinctively turned my head to look so I could get her rear view. Not only was she flat as a board from the back, my now-ex noticed, broke up with me, and ordered a Uber home. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
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digitalcadenza 7
doesn't justify the cheating.
FarSide 23
Don't beat yourself up OP. Why... you are 2.66 times the girl that she is!
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Comments (599)
edgarMora123 0
lol then your fat then asshole
warhound_fml 0
well cheating is never justified but being size 16 is a reason to break up with you. you have to take care of yourself before you can take care of someone else.
kate3101 15
For info UK size 16 = US size 12 UK size 6 = US size 2
tal26ful 0
haha it's ur fault for being too fat
cinderella10383 6
@Persephone1001 Umm #1 I am in the U.S Idiot so yes there is a size 7...#2 I have commented so many times because it seems there are so many small minded people that only believe overweight women can have boobs when that clearly isn't the case, I also commented on one that said skinny girls are stuck on themselves and rude which also isn't the case. Oh and I also have an iPhone so I can be any where and still comment...
brokenhelix 4
it doesn't justify cheating but I hope you can use that as motivation to make yourself happier by losing a little weight. you'll have more self-confidence and live a happier life
sarahfrogger 0
doesn't matter what size your shirt is compared to her's. she is a nasty **** and will get her's when he cheats on her to be with someone else. you are beautiful!
maddie2015 0
everyone with a soul is beautiful...it only makes u unique.
alone_unafraid 0
Advice for a new life: 1. Get on bodybuilding.com and build a new sexy body. 2. With said sexy body, get new hotter boyfriend and show him off. 3.??? 4. Profit?
alone_unafraid 0
1. get in the gym, sculpt a new body. 2. get better looking boyfriend and show him off. 3. ???? 4. Profit.