Today, I bought the only cat on Earth that doesn't like chasing after a laser dot. Goodbye, hours of sick, sick entertainment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to surprise my cat with a fancy new toy. I spent $30 on a laser pointer. Turns out, my cat is terrified of lasers, and spent the next hour giving me the "You betrayed me" look from under the couch. FML
Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML
Today, one of my friends was playing with a laser pointer. When he pointed it in my direction, I swatted at it away like it was a bug. Apparently, I'm part cat. FML
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML
Today, my friend finally convinced me that if I picked up her cat it wouldn't scratch my eyes out. It peed on me instead. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML
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Top comments
Warden1986 16
Maybe you should give it catnip first, then try the laser pointer...
poppysoda 4
Us cats are not all easily amused.
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Comments (201)
supportcommand 17
Shoot the cat inI the eye with it. It will want to kill the dot from then on I bet.
cmb8280 24
You seriously need to get a life... Seriously
BradTheBrony 19
Are you seriously serious?
frigofjim 5
Fat cats are the best cats
penguindude82 2
How is this an FML? My cat wont leave me alone until I break out the laser pointer. Literally meows in my face until I allow him the pleasure of running in circles after a red dot until he is dizzy. I wish he didn't love that thing.
Nitemares 5
I have one of those cats to, wow and here I thought I was the only one with a lazy cat. Lol
lemonademixer 7
You should be greatful you even have a cat.
COLDB3AR 6
My cat doesn't like lasers either :(
Special_Psycho 8
Well damn. That sucks on cat litter big time! I can't believe there's a cat like that. I'll trade you my dog for your cat! LoL
agentz90 4
I understand how you feel. My cat freaks out when he sees it.
biglittlehead 12
My car won't either I feel your pain
SanaSazi 32
Your car won't? Lolz I know it's a typo, it just looks funny :-)