Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat let a mouse sit on his paws for several minutes, then just sat and watched as it scurried into a crack in the drywall. My cat is only 4. FML
Today, I learned that our cats love to knock over glasses and cups, particularly if they have liquid in them. The latest victim of their antics? My expensive computer keyboard. FML
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, I was screen-sharing during a virtual meeting when my cat jumped up and walked across my keyboard, and revealed my embarrassing search history. FML
Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML
Today, my cat decided that the best place for her to pee was over the surge protector where my modem, router, and printer are plugged in. FML
Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
Today, my cat jumped out a fourth-story window when I went to pet her. FML
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Peroxide 3
Lets be honest here, you threw your cat at your monitor cause your KDR went down didn't you?
xYumix 0
how can this be a ydi??
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Comments (55)
legendofdon 0
haha that sucks
peoc 0
thats when the humour begins for anyone watching ;) Im not saying " FIRSTTSTTTTTTT " because i am in fact 2nd
themindflayer 0
Wow :/
leiziueyes 0
You wouldn't believe on how easy it is to break a lcd monitor. And to the OP: YDI, use a laser pointer next time dumbass
ilovefatcats 12
lol GO KITTY!!
Bloodknight 22
Did she break the screen or knock off the monitor entirely?
ipownyew234 0
thats what u get for messing with ur cat like that
sayheyyybabe 0
Why would you let your cat do that?
sLAUGHTERxx 0
Haha! I laughed out loud at this one! My cat tries to do this sometimes, but I simply remove her from my computer desk. I suggest doing this next time. It will teach her not to jump up on things and mess with your computer. My cat hasn't done this in about a month and she does not jump up on countertops/the kitchen table anymore. But I'm going to have to say YDI because you let your cat do this. If you would have used just a little bit of common sense, I'm pretty sure this wouldn't have happened. Use your noggin next time.
betamaxjim92 0
YDI, if this FML is legit
JeffLap2 0
Haha is your cat dead?
Peroxide 3
Lets be honest here, you threw your cat at your monitor cause your KDR went down didn't you?