Today, I bought the only cat on Earth that doesn't like chasing after a laser dot. Goodbye, hours of sick, sick entertainment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to surprise my cat with a fancy new toy. I spent $30 on a laser pointer. Turns out, my cat is terrified of lasers, and spent the next hour giving me the "You betrayed me" look from under the couch. FML
Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML
Today, one of my friends was playing with a laser pointer. When he pointed it in my direction, I swatted at it away like it was a bug. Apparently, I'm part cat. FML
Today, I adopted a cat, thinking it would make my life a little less lonely. Within an hour, the cat ran away. Not even animals want to be around me. FML
Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML
Today, my friend finally convinced me that if I picked up her cat it wouldn't scratch my eyes out. It peed on me instead. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML
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Top comments
Warden1986 16
Maybe you should give it catnip first, then try the laser pointer...
poppysoda 4
Us cats are not all easily amused.
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Comments (201)
15_Inches 6
Get a Star Wars laser. That'll get its attention.
picturescrazy 24
Better than having a cat that doesn't like catnip )':
belle_amour 0
My cat is the same way; I feel your pain
kitten1323 19
You bought my cat?
silencebabyy 23
i hope you didn't just get the cat for your entertainment
CosMicShelle 5
Not the only cat. My parents' cat will dive after the dot once, sometimes twice, but will then just lay down. She's too lazy to chase it, so that meant my mom stole and misplaced my recently acquired laser pointer for nothing.
SanaSazi 32
My mums toy dog is whacko because of those laser dot things. Every time we open the draw which has other things in it too, no matter where that dog is, it runs in to the room and goes ballistic.
DinoDropns 1
Just throw out the cat and get another one that does like it..
desertlovebird 11
Animals are not things to throw away. They are a responsibility.
mckibben 7
What about blind cats?
supportcommand 17
I wonder what acidkitten thinks about this? I bet he loves the laser dot.