Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML
Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML
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RinoaHeartilly 36
Sounds like they did their best to try and get there. I'd say they had the shittier day.
Gwengreen 6
Sounds more like an F their Life than intentional. j Today I had extreme buttretch at work, I tried to make to to the toilet but was 1 foot shy of the door. FML
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Comments (16)
RichardPencil 32
But then they wouldn't have been able to make such a pungent political statement. What stinks at your work? The wages? The working conditions? The ol boy network?
AnthonyCS5 19
When you gotta go, you gotta go!
RinoaHeartilly 36
Sounds like they did their best to try and get there. I'd say they had the shittier day.
species4872 20
Agreed.
goawayfatman 8
I hope that pun was intentional xD
RinoaHeartilly 36
I felt obligated to use that pun.
Gwengreen 6
Sounds more like an F their Life than intentional. j Today I had extreme buttretch at work, I tried to make to to the toilet but was 1 foot shy of the door. FML
kujiens101 24
The most concerning part of this is the fact that you don't seem to know what diarrhea is...
OrchidKitten 21
Or, that's not what it was. Certain things can cause your poop to not solidify.
melana09 19
Sounds like the tried to make it but couldn't hold it. I feel more sorry for the person who did it. That's really Embarrassing and if it's at school who knows who saw it.
Madrias 36
At least it was only liquid poo and not explosive diarrhea. Otherwise it'd be one hell of a mess.
goawayfatman 8
If it was liquid poo, they probably couldn't make it that extra foot. It's hard to control your bowels when they are that upset. Can you imagine how embarrassed that person probably is? This isn't your FML.
Zebediabolical 45
Any asshole can shit on a floor. It takes a diabolical genius and careful planning to hit the ceiling though.
Cali 57
Carpet? Shit... I do not envy the employee tasked with cleaning up that mess!