Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML
Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
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Top comments
g00nie 0
You kind of deserve it. Why didn't you just go out on a limb and sign your name?
theanonymoose 3
Well if you're too afraid to take a chance with her and have to give her a gift behind anonymity, YDI.
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Comments (107)
Xx_f_us_all 0
ahhh sucks dude. you can be there for her when they break up and he admits he never bought her those
Xx_f_us_all 0
btw I like how you made this XML anonomyus also lol
HiddenAce91 6
Your life sucks, but you deserve it for not having the balls to put your name on it or at least your number. Come on that would have been a clear indicator that it wasn't the other guy.
SohJinh 0
You put 'anonymous' and were surprised for her to mistake you for someone else... WTF?! Seriously... you should have just put your name on the damn roses.
SittingInTheSky 6
I think his "FML" was because the other guy said "you're welcome" and they ended up going out. Liars are upsetting. Grow a brain.
1ParanoidAndroid 7
Ouch. Hopefully you learned from this. Even if she didn't like you she'd still think you were sweet.
Passerbye 0
You should have given your actual name on the tag.
TysonFawlay 0
...and what did you expect to happen?
DrMorbid 0
What did you learn?
x_sta 0
you have a name for something. go and tell her that you sent it.
KirstieeJadee 0
i bet you wish you signed your name now ayee, mate? sucks to be you. YDI