Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
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Top comments
jobekka 20
i don't like flowers from secret admirers, it's always from that creepy dude with a girlfriend that you've rejected. :( if you send flowers at least put a name so the person can reject you
RichardPencil 32
Nice humble-brag!
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Comments (4)
jobekka 20
i don't like flowers from secret admirers, it's always from that creepy dude with a girlfriend that you've rejected. :( if you send flowers at least put a name so the person can reject you
RichardPencil 32
Nice humble-brag!
RichardPencil 32
Even worse, they were probably flowers that we about to go bad and they were able to claim a tax write-off for a charitable donation. Nice that your family considers you a dumpster/tax loophole.
peterblackmer91 12
I'm not really sure how you can turn a nice gesture into a big problem.
Jigglygigglingpuff 3
Wtf? That’s f*cking mean? I understand maybe feeling a little bad for someone but what they should do is ask what you like and get that for you instead. Not sending you flowers from “a special someone” , that’d make any single person feel shitty.