Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML
Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
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Top comments
g00nie 0
You kind of deserve it. Why didn't you just go out on a limb and sign your name?
theanonymoose 3
Well if you're too afraid to take a chance with her and have to give her a gift behind anonymity, YDI.
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Comments (107)
moonlight_daze 8
Dump his body in the lake.
someguy945 0
It's not like you could have had sex with her anyway, seeing as how you don't have any balls.
moonlight_daze 8
Agreed. But I also think the OP should dump that dude's body in the lake.
Xathanos 16
1. no one likes a creep 2. grow a pair she ain't going to kill you 3. if your that shy how will you pick up girls? YDI for thinking she's a psychic and i hope you learn from this mistake
DrunkenValor 0
You play the part of cupid well.
hardcoredoug 0
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say this isn't an FML at all. Maybe the guy she thought it was was the OP, and now OP and girl are going out.
wyldsyde 0
ydi for being a soft ****.
irishactor777 0
I'm kind of half and half on this one: FYL because I can understand the mindset that: "Oh, if I do something spontaneous and mysterious, she'll appreciate it." It's kind of like the secret admirer concept.. It's fun for both parties and I can understand doing it IF you already have talked to her/shown your feelings. If you did it solely because you were afraid to talk to her, that's horrble and YDI, but if you did it just to be a little creative (while cliche) then FYL. However, you deserve it for not telling her that the flowers were really from you. Don't be a whimp and let that guy walk all over your gesture. Also, have a backup plan to show her who did it in the first place.. Put in some sort of inside-joke or something. I don't think you giving the roses anonymously demonstrates that you don't have a pair, but the fact that you didn't stand up for yourself does.
LadyAlathia 0
Sign the goddamn card, guys. Geez. Grow a pair.
Intoxicunt 6
I would be a little confused if Anon sent me roses too.....