Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML
Today, I ordered flowers to be delivered to my workplace on Tuesday. To myself. For my birthday. Because even though birthdays are posted in the monthly newsletter, mine gets left out every year. For the past four years. FML
Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
puppie406 23
Damn man, that's some desperate measures tbh... FYL op, and good luck with the bitchy boss!
Moosebandit 6
That's very kind of you
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Comments (63)
bmhampt91 18
that will last what, a day?
atrusion 15
Aren't you just a ray of ******* sunshine
bmhampt91 18
Yes sir :)
JustinJK 21
a day of the boss not being a ****, is at least one good day of retaining OP's sanity lasting a little longer
vsus98 22
Hey, at least she did something about it. Most people would just stew in their unhappiness. Props to OP.
Moosebandit 6
That's very kind of you
Dave_Davington 34
Leading someone on is kind now? I'm not sure I follow.
igive 29
This is a form of catfishing.
Ichiya 29
Kind to herself not to the boss.
PrincessZelda_HR 22
Well, who doesn't want to mysteriously get sent flowers? It's not exactly a rude thing to do; everyone appreciates a compliment
puppie406 23
Damn man, that's some desperate measures tbh... FYL op, and good luck with the bitchy boss!
rshweky 17
I hate bosses like that. They always expect you to be perfect and any little stupid mistake can be catastrophic. I've had that kind of boss before. FYL OP.
Exobadger 15
until she notices she never got another letter, and it was probably fake, you should be golden.
klm2purple 18
I think she might need more than just flowers...
theRonin 18
That should be a start, 6. There's always a next step and getting an expensive man *****.
tylercoffman420 19
i think an anonymous vibrator would suffice
Silk_Routes 14
Hope this act would favour U atleast
Lalala579121 28
Assuming OP's place of employment starts with a U, as you seem to be doing, I doubt it would favor them at all as it would probably just distract the boss from doing her actual work.
MonstreBelle 29
13- Um, what? I'm not sure if you're trying to make a smartass comment about 7's use of "U", but if you are then you should make sure your comment at least makes sense before attempting to be a grammar/spelling Nazi in the future
thawny_fml 21
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm not a psycho, bitch like you.
iAlissa 34
Don't quit your day job there, Dr. Seuss
LMAO__no 15
How about: "Roses are red, violets are not. You're not a psycho bitch, how about some ****?" much better
Kazze 31
That's... that's not much better, 38..
thawny_fml 21
Honestly I'd need a day job to begin with.
Redoxx_fml 22
What if she starts harassing you more because of her frustration at not being able to find her mysterious admirer
MrsPegg 45
Kind of what I was thinking. I find it a little cruel actually.
Redoxx_fml 22
He should wear a mustache and date her like Peter Griffin did to his boss
writerchic85 26
Make sure to have a friend to stuff in your pants to "use" on her
paginis 8
Isn't there HR where you can ask for help or a transfer?