Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, a guy left flowers on my doorstep. I got home to find my dad claiming he bought them for my mum. I told my parents they were mine, they laughed in my face. FML
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, I bought flowers with my groceries at the grocery store. After the cashier scanned them, he handed them back to me so they wouldn't get crushed in my cart. It was then that I realized he's the first man to ever hand me flowers. FML
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Top comments
Speech_fml 0
Yet another embarrassing moment that could have been averted by "strangers keeping their baseless assumptions to themselves by shutting their damn mouths"
whatwhat 0
She was probably just laughing at herself for assuming it was your mom.
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Comments (35)
Speech_fml 0
Yet another embarrassing moment that could have been averted by "strangers keeping their baseless assumptions to themselves by shutting their damn mouths"
TheOptimist 0
Cashiers are supposed to be friendly, and florist are usually more friendly than the average cashier. There is no FML in this, she made a mistake, and when you corrected her, she laughed at her mistake and appologized.
whatwhat 0
She was probably just laughing at herself for assuming it was your mom.
Speech_fml 0
Aww, chin up, sweety.
kevind23 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'll be the one to say it: get that **** fired. I don't care if you have to take the lousy bitch to court, get her sick ass fired.
itsgabriellee 4
#10- it did say the flowers were for a girl that OP liked.
Slashbat 0
could be lesbian
fk18 27
Well that escalated quickly
Eiotlrd 0
I'm guessing they weren't red roses. Girls know flowers better than you. 1. Do your research 2. Don't under or over do it Flowers are a great place to score points, but also easy to lose em.
SeriousJoker72 18
Am I the only girl on the planet who thinks flowers are a dumb gift? It's like, 'oh here's a beautiful flower let me sever it by the neck and present it's corps to a pretty girl'
C0okieMonster 0
This is in no way a FML, stick a cookie up your ass and get over it!! Cookie!
hahaohwell 0
nobody cares
imanorangegecko 0
Ummm, that's embarrassing lol.
daffyduck69 0
"today i was working at a flourist when a 12 yr old kid was getting flowers. I asked him if it was for his mom and he said no a girl i like. Hes so sensitive he started crying sn whining and wrote an FML about expecting ppl to pitty him. FHL" Stop being so senditive and get a life.
teen_in_training 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD fkin hilarious man.... wow.....
TheSickness 0
Report that bitch.
infinitegrace 21
For?