Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML
Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML
Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML
Today, I resorted to buying some expensive flowers and sending them to my boss anonymously with a mysterious love letter, just to get her to lighten the hell up and stop constantly harassing and berating me over every little thing. FML
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g00nie 0
You kind of deserve it. Why didn't you just go out on a limb and sign your name?
theanonymoose 3
Well if you're too afraid to take a chance with her and have to give her a gift behind anonymity, YDI.
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Subjectzero 0
Stupid. what are you, 10? anonymous love hints never work.
kimilei 0
Hey boys, just because we're in the 21st century doesn't mean we have our mind reading helmets yet. Seriously, if I got flowers that had a card saying "anonymous", I would have thrown them away. Anonymity is for 3rd grade construction paper valentine cards.
bigcrazymike 6
I can only assume (since you didn't sign your name) that you were giving her the flowers just to make her day, and not because you wanted to get a response from her. So, seems to me it was a sweet thing to do. That being said, you probably should have made a move on the girl you liked. YDI for never making a move.
kukopia 0
What are you, some kind of pussy that reads dime-store romance novels? A little math word problem for ya. She gets flowers signed 'anonymous'. You are one guy out of ALL the guys she knows. What are the odds that she even thinks of YOU??
SarlaccBits 0
Next time try, oh I don't know, actually putting your name down instead of attempting to be "mysterious" or whatever you thought you were doing.
Hich17 0
On the other hand... "Today, I was telling some friends of ours the story of how I got together with my husband - he bought me a dozen roses with no name, but I instinctively knew it was him! Tonight he told me he never bought me any flowers. We've been married for five years, and our relationship is built on a lie. FML." So, really, you get the last laugh.
WhyworldWhy 0
well next time write your name
phatdaddy62 23
You deserve it! If you're too chickens**t to put your name on the flowers, you don't deserve her! Man up next time!
TheLetterZero 7
I like how many people think the OP has no balls. I wonder if they all saw him naked. Perverts. And OP, try to come clean and maybe justice will prevail. Then again, in today's society, it probably won't. (I know what it means, it's just annoying and stupid.)
Domje 0
YDI, man up. Idiot.