Today, a coworker told my manager that I and another girl were plotting to get her fired at the end of the month. She actually believed her. Now we're suspended without pay for two weeks for conspiracy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
Today, I was called into the office and suspended due to allegations made by a coworker of poor work performance. Yesterday, I received a certificate praising my work performance. I might be dismissed at any moment. FML
Today, I found out that a new coworker was spreading false rumours about me. I confronted her. and she basically ran to management and said I intimidated her even though other colleagues discredited her claims. She now continues spreading the rumours with her fake intimidation charges on top of it all. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, my boss claimed that I've been lying to get days off because apparently nobody can be so unlucky as to have three family members die within a month. I'm just that unlucky, and suspended. FML
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Top comments
hotheadslav 17
I'm not 100% sure if that actually legal to do, if it's only a thought/belief! If I were OP I would talk to an HR or someone higher up and see what you can do about that..
MDoremis 38
What a petty little bitch.
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Comments (35)
EPKSPARTAN 15
Tell your manager. She has no proof so why should she believe her?
tayymeds 23
This is why HR was created.
hotheadslav 17
I'm not 100% sure if that actually legal to do, if it's only a thought/belief! If I were OP I would talk to an HR or someone higher up and see what you can do about that..
Googolman 29
It's legal to suspend an employee for no reason in the US. The most OP could do is simply talk to her boss's superior about the issue.
MDoremis 38
What a petty little bitch.
annarcheer 19
For a second I thought that said pretty.. I also agree with you on that one! Someone just wants attention.
Sky_High_Flying 16
Seriously, people will do anything to be a dick these days. And get a thrill from it...
turdoblast 21
sounds more like your manager and the girl are in a money-saving conspiracy.
devildog562 33
Oh she's playing her cards right for a corporate takeover.
Brandi_Faith 34
It sounds like the manager better watch out, I bet that nasty coworker will be going for her job soon!
abbyade 21
If there were no evidence to back your coworker's claim up then you shouldn't be suspended..? Weird
poppunkette 22
That sucks op! Start a conspiracy to pay the bitch back!
pinque 19
You should talk to HR So because of some office gossip your suspended??
ProfessorMctitie 20
What a little wanker
rocketgurl 15
That coworker of yours needs to take a long walk off a short pier.