Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML
Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML
Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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mexicanmike 0
You just confessed to statutory rape. Now you can say FML.
AlexZB 0
lucky kid
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Comments (165)
gummibehrs 4
Except that she's only an intern, not a teacher.
crazycontagious 0
Reminds me of a teacher I had back in highschool, except he hooked up with the girl on prom night so she wasn't really his student anymore.... oh Marco the com tech teacher......
DameGreyWulf 1
She's still in some charge of the students though. And many teachers have their interns teach on some days. For example, during my senior year, several interns came in and nearly all the teachers decided to let them teach for a month. Technically, she counts as a teacher then.
cthulhu1138 1
This technically makes the OP a rapist.
Intoxicunt 6
Yeah. She is actually a hebephile or ephebephile. There is a big difference.
chowyuk 0
if op was a guy the comments would be totally different
rootbeerfanatic 6
Yeah that's true. She's a **** while he's a stud
plexico 4
Wow! That's some impressive scholarship there! By the way, your new picture is lovely. Is that a smile I am detecting?
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
Big ******* deal?
Gavik 0
Agreed, but she never took advantage of her position of authority. This happened before that. Learn to read.
Diabro 0
How hard is it for you to keep your legs closed when you go to a club? I think FML should add a "Casual encounter" or category. That way I can stop reading all these obviously slutty women sleeping around.