Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML
Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML
Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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mexicanmike 0
You just confessed to statutory rape. Now you can say FML.
AlexZB 0
lucky kid
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Comments (165)
joy1523 0
people need to relaaaxxxxxxx. this is hilarious.
st87 0
reminds me of south park: teacher bangs a boy.
nomo_fml 0
A 17 year old got into a club? Also: Statutory.
FoundManyLemons 0
YDI
goldenferret 0
Age of consent for a person under age 24 is 16. Meaning, a person who is 23 can legally have sex with a 16 year old as long as the latter is consenting. That's the law in Florida, ergo, the OP did nothing wrong.
BaiRen 0
Not so fast # 148. There are many juniors in high school who are 15 or younger. Also there are many seniors in college over 24. So I am going to assume statutory rape until proven otherwise because it is so much funnier.
LOLgasmic123 9
shame on u.....u cradle snatcher
doorbellgirl 0
Did I hear someone say pedophile
Camer0ne 0
I don't see how this is an FML; the OP is obviously getting a degree in spreading her legs and she applied her education to real world situations. She should be rejoicing!
v4extreme 6
what a bamf
MeleMallory 0
And this is yet one more reason sex is bad, uncomfortable, and awkward.