Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML
Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML
Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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mexicanmike 0
You just confessed to statutory rape. Now you can say FML.
AlexZB 0
lucky kid
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Comments (165)
Intoxicunt 6
He will now forever have bragging rights. You, on the other hand, will be shamed for life.
DailyWeekend 0
****
jollyjam1 2
Probably fired if the school finds out. Now, was the one night stand worth it?
blah123blah 0
Give him an A in the class. Maybe you will hook up again.
PimpinPenguin 0
What
SizeMayVary 0
how embarrassing for you... lucky for him
Flagband09 0
how did you not know that he was at least 13?! god you're a moron. YDI
BLiNdZoRz 3
wtf, juniors aren't 13. They are 15-16
drinkupgorgeous 0
No that's sophomores. Juniors are 16-17. I know because I am one.
WhatsOpTic 11
Flagband are you retarded?
IOwnedYou 0
Pedobear :S
volleyballchicka_fml 0
FAKE, happened on one tree hill .
Bryan13_fml 0
ha that sucks for you