Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML
Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML
Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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mexicanmike 0
You just confessed to statutory rape. Now you can say FML.
AlexZB 0
lucky kid
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ladiidaa 0
Pedophile.
emadee 0
how is she a pedophile? its not like she thought "mmm a 16 year old boy let me get on that"
Jack_4194 1
but she did see a 16 year old boy and thought "mmm let me get on that"
trivel64 16
but she didn't know he was 16
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
I doubt that would hold up in court
okamiyazaki 8
Uh, doing it with a 16-year old is not pedophilia, it's statutory rape. Pedophilia is with someone who is pre-pubescent.
letyoudie 0
YDI ******* ****
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...When I grow up I wanna be famous I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies When I grow up I wanna see the world Drive nice cars I wanna have groupies..." But no you. When you grow up, you're going to become a cougar :P
sublime93 0
Actually that sucked
ireply_w_lyrics 0
Go get a sense of humour. even Unregistered hasnt comlpained yet
darkmis1 18
you couldn't tell he wuz like 5 yrs younger than you?
Envy_fml 0
When you're in a bar or a club, you usually assume the people in there are at least legal drinking age, so she assumed he was at least 21.
PillowMonster8 0
have you ever heard of people looking older than they really are I've been mistaken for being 5-6 yrs older than
swanlee 0
YDI for being a ****.
fmh123 0
hot
xolauren584 0
I hope he was 18 (the age of consent.)
Intoxicunt 6
Why do you know this, Plexico???? It's 18 in Tennessee, with the same exception for partners within four years. Unless, of course, you're under 13. Then you just don't get to have sex legally, and with good reason.
plexico 4
Well, I started college in Texas at age 18, and a lot of high-school girls would come to our college parties. Seeing that freshman guys don't often score with upperclass women, and upperclassmen hit on freshman girls, our best chances were with the high-school girls. We assembled quite a crack legal team concerning age of consent law.
Intoxicunt 6
Haha. Nice save, Plex. You don't fool me. Lacey, Juliet was 13. I was thinking Romeo was more like 18, in which case it is indeed an accurate name for a law allowing young people to have sex, as long as it is with someone close to their own age.
kewlfox 0
Actually it is pretty close to a fact (well my teacher says it is), that Juliet was 13 and Romeo 15.
Intoxicunt 6
Ah ok. The story never said Romeo's age, at least that I remember. I'm positive of Juliet's though. I still get why they call it that. It makes sense.
maggiewalters 17
so what?
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...I'm still a rock star I got my rock moves And I don't need you And guess what I'm havin more fun And now that were done I'm gonna show you tonight I'm alright I'm just fine And you're a tool so So what I am a rock star I got my rock moves And I don't want you tonight..."
intoxicuunt 0
COUGAR
Intoxicunt 6
You know, if you're going to steal my name like an uncreative idiot, the least you could do is come up with a creative comment. Try putting something witty or funny. I hope you get struck by lightning.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
10 bucks says the fake is a dude that wishes he was a girl
PhiThetaKappa 0
"I hope you get struck by lightning" lmao, funnier then the actual FML post.
Intoxicunt 6
That, or it's Feminist19 come back to haunt me for getting her banned. ;D
gummibehrs 4
Wow, and with only an extra "u". Maybe the fake lost the right side of his/her brain in a lobotomy.
Intoxicunt 6
Lmao. I agree. Plexico said, since the fake is only distinguished by the double 'u' (not counting lack of witty comments), fakie's new name is "DUBYA" after George Bush. :)
plexico 4
Way to go, Dubya, you lifted that line from #11 and #21. The original intoxicunt is original, but you are a human Xerox machine. DEE LIGHT FUL
gummibehrs 4
Well in truth it's probably only 4 or 5 years difference, but seeing as he's not even 18...