Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Suspicious minds
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
There's no such thing as a coincidence
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Simple plan
Today, I got a message from an old friend’s wife. She said they were having a reunion at their place and invited me to come. She spent the whole night trying to get me to hook up with him! She wanted out of the marriage and thought that if she could get him to cheat, she’d get a divorce. FML
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Deez_Knots 10
Leave his ass. Obviously he doesn’t appreciate you
real life problems 26
It wasnt even the teacher to get a better grade? That's low.
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Comments (9)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sorry you married a worthless piece of shit, OP.
Deez_Knots 10
Leave his ass. Obviously he doesn’t appreciate you
real life problems 26
It wasnt even the teacher to get a better grade? That's low.
lilfuzzy 10
No good deed goes unpunished? But, seriously, he’s a jerk and doesn’t deserve you.
pjsr 33
Looks like he found his own motivation for higher education
whiskey'swino 15
Without your further help he might not place in more classes, problem solved.
nekojoy 5
Don’t beat yourself up, I think it really doesn’t matter what school he was attending. It’s about him, not where he’s located. I think it still would’ve happened whether in community college or Yale.
Charity Taylor 17
The best solution here is murder