Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I saw my old high school crush in a grocery store. I panicked, because the last time I saw her, I was spouting embarrassing teenage incel horseshit at her, so I dodged out of view to look at something. She'd seen me, came over, and found me awkwardly crouched in the vegetable section, staring at a cucumber. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML
Today, I ran into someone I'd never had a crush on in school, but because I've realised we have a lot in common, I get nervous whenever I see him. I was so near to him while paying for food that I had an anxiety attack, and had to leave quickly. FML
Today, I randomly bumped into the girl of my dreams, my high school sweetheart whom I lost 15 years ago when my parents decided to emigrate us. I couldn’t help myself, I went up to her hoping the old spark was still there. She was just as sweet now as she was then, just heavily pregnant. FML
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lifeislife_fml 0
Aw, embarrassing. But at least she didn't point out your mistake.
BurnDammit 0
Aww hun :) But atleast she didn't slap you or anything!She obviousily liked it :D
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blakehilli8 0
FIRST BITCHES
sadistmonkey 19
is what the OP should've said
Armin_fml 0
nice one #15! :D
jakefml33 0
what is OP?
pohkerfayce 0
lol.
lifeislife_fml 0
Aw, embarrassing. But at least she didn't point out your mistake.
CaptaiNiLL 0
I hate those like u think they r wavin at u but they r wavin at the person behind u
iampunk 0
I'm always the person behind.
DarkWaffle 0
I'm always the person that waves back, but when I see that it wasn't for me, I end up pretending I was just fixing my hair...
Razzle_McDazzle 0
Do you want me to be proud of you?
moonjuju5250 0
That's embarrassing!
BeeSkwaird 0
More embarassing for her. Not very quick on her toes... but at least she was kind about it.
admad_fml 1
Sucks to be You
BurnDammit 0
Aww hun :) But atleast she didn't slap you or anything!She obviousily liked it :D
srak 0
ooo...REJECTED!
AnonymousFunFMLs 18
OP wasn't really rejected the hug just wasn't for him...
fmlurlife 0
that sucks ∆
chanman 0
that sucks delta? as in d? as in... okay, I got it. haha. I had to type it out to understand what you meant.
IdolChatter 0
At least you got the hug reciprocated. Did you try to cop a feel too?
plexico 4
Be glad your name's not plexico! I never get any mistaken identity hugs!
Intoxicunt 6
Wait, aren't hugs a good thing? Oh hey, Plaxico! *Hugs* You impostor!!! >:(
f_alltheirlives 3
I hugged what I thought were Plexico... It was Mexico and now I'm sick by the drinking water :(
Intoxicunt 6
LOL.
plexico 4
Hugs are great! It's good to get the ones you deserve, but it's also nice to get a few extra from time to time because you have a common name. I guess the ones Plaxico is getting now are not too nice.
Freshman_fml 0
#9 hahahaha lmao
lets_be_ian 5
maybe you should try to sneak into some Texaco board meetings, or better yet, just drop by the Saudi royal palace, I am sure they would mistake plexico for Texaco quick enough to give you tons of hugs as well as some "kick backs" to continue to buy oil from them. Hell, they may hook you up with a harem, who gives a shit about a few hugs with your own harem.
plexico 4
Actually, I ought to try to sneak back onto the New York Giants just before they play the Redskins again. I'll tell them I got out early and hope they don't notice that I've shrunk about a foot, turned white and slow and have hands of stone. (It's rough in the hoosgow!) Maybe then the damned Skins can finally win a ******* game!
lets_be_ian 5
as long as you don't shoot your dick off next time you go out to "da club" things might actually work out for you. And I am damn surprised to hear a Texas boy give a rats ass about the Skins... I figured you were a cowboy for certain.
txgirl09 5
She did say your name so it's not really like you made a fool of yourself.