Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML
Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML
Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML
Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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mexicanmike 0
You just confessed to statutory rape. Now you can say FML.
AlexZB 0
lucky kid
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MarkO_fml 0
Okay, pay attention everyone who says there's nothing wrong with it. Anywhere in public education, the teacher is an authority figure over the student. That's where the problem comes in. In almost all cases, the teacher would be fired for undermining the public's trust in dealing with it's students. This could be treated in the same way that it would be inappropriate for a doctor to 'hook-up' with a patient. This case would be unclear if the student is at the age of consent because the 'hook-up' occurred before the teacher/intern became that authority figure. But I can guarantee you that the OP will be removed from the school if they were to find out. Schools do not take risks that could open them up to any liability.
btuwo 0
Cougar!
jonny2x4 0
Congratulations! You are now officially a coug! And a ****!
evlbb2 2
Maybe she teaches math
DameGreyWulf 1
Much agreed, MarkO. For me, really, I just don't like the idea of teachers dating students, regardless of age, for the exact reasons you mentioned. And, of course, the institution must always look its best, so... yeah. But, a hook up beforehand... well you can still fight that you didn't know he was a student? Or just don't bring it up... maybe he won't remember you either.
cmac86 24
wow is he that dumb that he's in his 20s in middle school? plus why the hell would you hook up with someone clearly that young? for god sakes I'm in my last year of college and I know better!
AAAAHHHH12 2
No, he's a junior in highschool. That would make him 16-17. Some people can pass for older than their actual age. Especially when accompanied by a fake ID.
Whatsername515 0
YDI for spelling "awkward" incorrectly. ^Slightly kidding. :P This is more like a "wow, what the ****."
primogen18 0
YDI for being a club ****.
Batsumoto 4
1 word: Awesome
jessxoxo28 5
was he hot? cuz if thats the case, u hooking with a "junior" doesnt matter ;)
plexico 4
Actually, the question is was SHE hot? It's worse than a double-standard, it's a triple-standard! Adult man + underage girl = Prison Adult woman (not hot) + underage boy = Prison plus scorn and disgust Adult woman (hot) + underage boy = Superhot! All men of all ages are envious of the little ******. The guy who stuck it to Mary Kay LeTourneau and Debra LaFavre are considered to have lived the dream!