Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Classy
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
Never leave evidence
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Living my best life
Today, I sent my crush what I thought was a cute selfie. Two minutes later, she replied, “Nice waffle.” I checked the chat and realized I had sent her a photo of my burnt breakfast instead. She then asked if the black part was chocolate. It definitely wasn't. I have not opened that chat since. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
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nolarboot 10
Gotta love cheesecake though. :)
x_messyjessy_x 0
are you saying chessecake is not yummy??
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Comments (415)
an9876 0
hahaha I did that once, my guy friend asked for a hot picture so I sent him a picture of Rob Lowe =)
chelseaaababyyy 17
mm, rob lowe(:
mutinykitty 18
mmmmm cheesecake!
XxbrokeNCYDExX 6
lol #10
bigbadtim 7
Send her a picture of a bathroom scale.
1born2write 2
Hey, at least she has a sense of humor.
sarah2144 14
What are you complaining about? You asked her to send yummy pictures. Well, cheesecake is yummy. It's not like she didn't do what you asked her to.
dianegoesrawr 7
haha It sounds like what I did someone asked me to send dirty pictures so I sent them pictures of dirt and mud
Kiraro 0
You entirely deserve it for allowing the word "yummy" to be an integral part of your vocabulary.
LilSideTwerk 0
well you got what you wanted and stop being a perv!
Coolguyt2 0
he's saying 'FML' because 1). he couldn't eat the cheesecake since it was just a picture and 2). that's not what he meant by 'yummy pictures'