Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
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jennc 0
LOL oh man. i'm sorry, that stinks!
Kikitann 9
what
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Comments (74)
Makinitez 0
DAMN IT. The "friendzone." NO!
Leaveittosteven 0
Oh yeah that would be soooo horrible, ewww yucky just think... Sex... WITH A MAN. Ewwww I hate sex! *flaps hands*
sailing 0
Well maybe if you'd man up and quit being so flamboyant this wouldn't be an issue. She thought you were gay, so maybe you should find a pair and move on.
Simpsonsfanatic 0
Aww, sorry to hear it man. :( But don't worry, you'll find a girl who actually likes you for you and doesn't think once that you're gay :)
Shlizabeth 0
Awe, that sucks. On the bright side, she might just be a lesbian and be too uncomfortable to tell you. FYL but you'll find better.
btuwo 0
I hate these type of girls... dude for the future, be more direct with a girl who you really wanna date and tell them ur intentions before you become the "gay best friend".. if they are not interested, then tell em to eff off.
ziqi92 0
boy dont u just hate girls that r so afraid of love that they only hang out with guys whom they think r gay?
romeovilleanyone 0
come to papa! haha
jmoose311 3
Maybe if you stop ACTING so gay girls will stop thinking you ARE gay. YDI
dryl 0
oppps , i had a similar incident before but her case was, she was bisexual and that time she's more into women..and and i met them ( her "gf" ) in a gay bar...we hung out several times and later ended up in bed.. so, there's hope for you...