Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stepped out of the kitchen to yell at my kids for running in the house. I had just mopped the floor, and did not want them to fall. I fell while yelling and twisted my ankle. At least they know it's dangerous now. FML
Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, my dorm's fire alarm went off. In the rush to escape, I slipped and fell off my bunk bed, breaking my ankle in two places. Crying, I told my roommates I needed help to walk. They shrugged and left after mentioning that I would slow them down. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
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anonymouse93_fml 0
LOL make sure to laugh at them when they come crying to you next time :)! ojay.
shamille 5
i'd say you proved your point. if you can get hurt going at normal speed, imagine what can happen when running!
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Comments (36)
anonymouse93_fml 0
LOL make sure to laugh at them when they come crying to you next time :)! ojay.
waterynuggets 0
Yeah!! That'll show 'em! Be the adult! Anyone got CPS on speed dial
redbluegreen 41
Uh, no, but good idea. Sometimes reading FML makes you wonder...
amd3lky 0
I'd be laughing my ass off to
greenburbon 0
I find this very funny. I hope your better now, but still, to scold them about hurting themselves and then for you to be a clutz and fall down some stairs...ha.
WhyworldWhy 0
I would laugh to.
meganrox14 0
this sounds just like the fml where the theater guy scolded kids then fell of the stage and shattered his cheek bone.
mcdworker 0
bonerbonerbonerboner. hiiii
Kozzy333 0
Let the kids be kids. Let them run around in the house or better yet, send them outside. I know that's a strange concept for parents.
Rach_star 0
I know riiiight
havetoadjust 0
forealss they're just kiddies
ChronicFAIL 0
Your kids are some little demons if they hear you fall down stairs and just laugh... But your walking is fail so HAHA. XD
shamille 5
i'd say you proved your point. if you can get hurt going at normal speed, imagine what can happen when running!
loltoyoutoo 0
i second that
jw90 18
This reminds me of an episode of Family Guy...
skyeyez9 25
my parents made us go outside to play rain, snow or sunshine! Playing in the summer rain is fun! If it is safe to do so, make your boys go outside, unhook the internet, video games, tv so they don't hesitate staying indoors.