Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
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jennc 0
LOL oh man. i'm sorry, that stinks!
Kikitann 9
what
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Comments (74)
CMunk 0
So are you at least bisexual? Maybe she got something right. What does a girl and a guy, she thinks is gay, do together anyway? Talk about guys? I can imagine the following conversation: Her: "Hey, he's cute, don't you think" OP: "Well, I guess" Her thoughts: "He IS gay". Well, if you are not at all attracted towards men, FYI.
myoukei 31
Or, you know, converse like friends would?
texasissouthxxx 0
wow #3 b/c this fml is so about that..
Kira_Aubren 0
Wow. I know how that feels. Sucks, doesn't it?
slimc1000 0
hmhh poor you
dancing_bear 0
Oh dear, awkward........
redbluegreen 41
Well, at least she didn't think you were a pervert. Move on, and maybe try to fix those gay vibes?
Frolly_fml 0
Hey OP, call me.
wolfy_fml 5
What? I wrote 'Ouch.' Not what my comment says now. (and sorry about this being posted on more than one reply thing. I don't know what happened.
i_laugh_fml 0
would you like some ice for that burn!
HeyitsPheddy 0
Find a girl worth your time