Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
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jennc 0
LOL oh man. i'm sorry, that stinks!
Kikitann 9
what
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Comments (74)
Makinitez 0
Yeah, looking gay is pretty awesome. #21 has it right, really. But all you did was ask her out - she automatically assumed you were trying to screw her. **** her life...
abouttofly 12
This could be bad or it could be not so bad. I think a lot depends on your reaction. If you were just trying to get in her pants, while there's nothing wrong with that, she obviously doesn't want it so you need to back off. But if you like her as a friend, you need to make it clear that although you are attracted to her, you still want to be friends with her and you are not just trying to get into her pants. It's likely she'll understand and accept. Now you just need to be careful to actually treat her as a friend and stop pursuing her romantically.
ermkrmr 0
thankyou captain obvious ;)
rukusrazor 0
...and she was right, you're being a ******* Sally.
RedCarpetGrave 0
She sounds like a bitch. I say drop her.
jessxoxo28 5
haha #19
uallsuck 0
Okay, first of all #21? Looking gay is only cool if you ARE gay, or bi. "never date a guy who's girlier than you". And she's a bitch if she's only hanging out with a guy bcuz she thinks he wont try to get in her pants. I hang out with people bcuz they are fun to be around! Like most normal people! Besides, most of my guy friends wouldn't try to get in my pants anyway. why? bcuz we're friends! same with my lesbian friends. im bi, and once again, not trying to get in their pants. and if this guy is just asking her out, in a totally respectful way, then she's just overreacting.
jennycaakes 0
awh /: dont take it badly, she was just a bitch. a lot of girls want gay friends, not sure why though.
aztec37 0
FML should go back to the old comment section or fix these ones.
rubilicious 0
eff her life!
Ringmaster1 0
FYL, unless you actually look gay, she's forcing you into the friend zone.