Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Photography nerd
Today, the girl I like sent me a nude photo of herself. Being a photographer, all I could think about was how grainy the photo was, and the various ways it could be fixed. FML
So beautiful!
Today, my best female friend sent me a nude to make sure it looked good before she sent it to the guy she likes. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
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fishbiscuit 0
how about FHL because of the dick boyfriend she has.
atruegem 0
I think it is time for you to grow up ad get a grip on reality. Real people loo like real people, not **** stars, so get the idea of normal women being shaved to perfection 24/7, having a bleached a-hole and naturally perky boobs out of your head. Cellulite is common, as is a slightly flabby stomach area. **** and a$$es tend to start sagging at some point. And you know what? people like that don't have less or worse sex than all the rest. It is called life and reality. maybe work on your perception of that.
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Comments (296)
alex_vik 1
This sounds like it should be on MLIA
Islander_fml 5
My dad saw a woman in Paris with four breasts.
Snowy1289 0
whoa really???
kitkatkelly 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
furbuggy 0
yah dude, I know a lady with 4 breasts.... took an acting class with her- it's actually not too uncommon. The 2nd set are down towards the belly button, and have nipples, but don't develop.
fishbiscuit 0
how about FHL because of the dick boyfriend she has.
Lonely_Lez 0
Hear Hear! Reality seems to escape most people these days.
JFox 8
The new FML seems to be really shoddy at the moment.. everyone's double or triple posting. Also, it cleared the list of all the FMLs I was following. I'm sure there's more. :/ I hope they either fix it or change it back. The only thing I like is replying to comments, as it does away with all that @#whatever crap.
MasterModeraor 0
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how old r u... like 10??
smiles1234456 0
aback 5
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People bleach their assholes? 8|
TerAki 0
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How do you accidentally send nudes? Or was she taking them for someone else and accidentally sent them to him? In that case she would deserve it. :|
Yukiko993 0
Perfectly said. It probably took guts to send you that picture, your hardly going to be perfect.
InfamousRaider 15
You must be a nine year old who abbreviates way too much.
binger_gitch 12
Preach.. I feel bad for the girl.
MossyMegaMan 20
I can't resist... #138... She definately had a lot of guts!
Rizzie0512 18
@TerAki it dosnt say accidentally
uneekfreak16 0
Was it really that bad? You can usually tell what kind of body someone has after seeing them a couple times with clothes on. Unless she's someone you met online, which in that case you really deserve it!
Ash006 0
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Is she the best you can do? =( FYL
noahlazarowski 0
adding a face dosent make it ok
atruegem 0
I think it is time for you to grow up ad get a grip on reality. Real people loo like real people, not **** stars, so get the idea of normal women being shaved to perfection 24/7, having a bleached a-hole and naturally perky boobs out of your head. Cellulite is common, as is a slightly flabby stomach area. **** and a$$es tend to start sagging at some point. And you know what? people like that don't have less or worse sex than all the rest. It is called life and reality. maybe work on your perception of that.
bridgetv25 8
You r soooo right!!! People r becoming so shallow fhl for having a jerk for a boyfriend
bergd 5
Well said
Nederlander95 14
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That doesn't change the fact that she sent him NAKED PICTURES, the definition of shallow beauty. He can't choose whether or not to be attracted to someone, it's not like he was a dick to her.
how_to_implode 17
Maybe it's because she's was so stunningly beautiful that he feels ashamed of his plainness.
Candissimo 13
Wow! you are really right and couldn't have said it better! besides! everyone grows up and gets wrinkly!!!
Tomgirl_Julie 19
It may not be that he's shallow. I agree with you if that was the reason he didn't like it but some people just naturally aren't attracted to others after a while of being together.
kellster 2
Ditto to what #3 said!
MaddieMonster 0
haha, also agreed o.O
Somebody52 0
Deffinitly agreed
PotatoesAndCake 26
There's a button for that
fckaduck 0
bahaha...damn FHL
avoidthegirl 6
I could ask you the same thing, idiot. Spell out your ******* words; it makes you look like a retarded ten year old when you don't.
HOLLAcaust 0
That's so weird. On Gaia, this girl just posted a thread in the GD about how she accidentally sent nudes to her bf. FHL.
shosh_xoxo 0
AGREE WITH #2! assface
woxy 0
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Get a new girlfriend or get a treadmill. If exercise can't fix it, just go with the first part.