Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I was going to ask out a girl I work with, only to find out that not only is she in a relationship, she’s also a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, I asked out one of the girls that hangs out in my group of friends (the same group I have been hanging out for three years). She stared at me for a couple of seconds, then said, "Who the hell are you?" FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
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jennc 0
LOL oh man. i'm sorry, that stinks!
Kikitann 9
what
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Comments (74)
Peroxide 3
Motorboat the bitch
magusuri_fml 0
The last eight words were _totally_ on topic. Stop yer hatin.
mochadevil01010 0
oh man, she should know that asking out =/= getting into pants. I guess she's not worth it if she doesn't see that you mean to get to know her better beyond a friend...in the mental/emotional sense. Then again, if you just were trying to get action with her, then you're not worth it. Haha, depends on what's the situation...
Atropos_fml 0
Huh. Someone seems a bit full of herself.
RespondomaticMan 0
You poor bastard. At least this probably ***** up her day too.
MasterModeraor 0
you should b like... actually im bi and i would enjoy getting in your pants
Sappheyes 0
What she said may have been true, but she didn't have to say it like that. If you suspect that a guy is gay, and it turns out he's not, you never say anything along the lines of "I thought you were gay!" Too bad that you'll both probably lose a friend.
plexico 4
Dude, that is what alcohol is for! Both of you get drunk (make sure she's drunker than you), and then, go for it! Let her think she is so hot that she "converted" you! This is not an FML -- it's a golden opportunity for a truly straight guy!
gooey1989 0
is it just me or does anyone else see that FML's reply function isnt working very well.. but then again.. it might just be my browser or something? the friend zone sucks. punch her in the vagoo.
fxdxhk90 0
tell her to go back to your place and you'll show her how "gay" you are