Today, I bought a slice of pizza at my favorite gas station. Upon opening the box, I found that the lone piece of pepperoni visible through the window on the box was in fact the only piece on the whole slice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery, and when it arrived, the box was completely empty except for a receipt and a piece of lettuce. I called the restaurant, and they insisted I must’ve eaten it all, and was just pretending. I took a picture of the empty box and the soggy piece of lettuce to prove them wrong. It didn't work. FML
Today, I ordered a pizza with extra cheese and no tomatoes. The pizza delivery guy handed me the box, and as I opened it, I discovered that they had delivered me a pizza… with only tomatoes and no cheese. I called the pizza place to complain, but they just said, “Well, tomatoes are technically fruit, so it’s healthy.” FML
Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML
Today, I was starving and ordered pizza. They said it would take 30 minutes. When it arrived an hour later, I was so hangry, I didn’t even wait for the delivery guy to leave. I grabbed the pizza box, ripped it open, and immediately dropped it face-down onto the ground. I ended up eating a slice of cold, dirt-covered pizza like a sad, defeated animal. FML
Today, I was having a cheat meal after two weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It had been baked into the cheese. FML
Today, work was exhausting, so I decided to get a pretzel crust pizza from Little Caesars on the way home. When I got home and opened the box, not only was the pizza cooked rather poorly, but there was also a mountain of salt strewn all over it, EXCEPT for the crust. How do you even mess up that badly? FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML
Today I ordered an anchovy pizza without the mushroom. Instead, I got a mushroom pizza without the anchovy. Then, when I went to take it back, the store had closed. Permanently. FML
Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML
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Top comments
ahabsfan 17
It’s pepperoni pizza, not pepperonis. Truth in advertising.
bl3ur0z3 17
Me. QT. Particularly the one that's second closest to my best friend's because they have every flavor of slushie for the kids.
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ahabsfan 17
It’s pepperoni pizza, not pepperonis. Truth in advertising.
Gubbon 17
Pepperoni is plural. And it's a vegetable.
Hugball 22
more important : what kind of social weirdo has a " favorite gas station" ...that sounds...odd. its not a movie or a mall lol
bl3ur0z3 17
Me. QT. Particularly the one that's second closest to my best friend's because they have every flavor of slushie for the kids.
Hugball 22
haha ok slushies get a point
Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
I have a favorite gas station too... there’s one right act the street from my neighborhood but I will still drive 2 miles down the road because it’s clean, great service, good food, & they’re never out of anything... so yea it makes sense 😊
gatekeeper1993 10
what kind of person doesnt have a favorite gas station. i know everyone by name at mine. amd i get discounts.
Jonkbaby 23
i dunno, I for sure have my favorite gas stations, stores, etc
samomaha 17
It's gas station pizza - what were you expecting?
RichardPencil 32
YDI for going to a gas station for your pizza, n00b! For the good stuff, go to the post office!
PryderPlayer017 5
the post office?? I usually get mine from the bank
spinspinsugar 12
hah, I just had some cheese pizza. pepperoni would've been $1.50 extra
Laney_Lovely 8
One pepperoni pizza
peterblackmer91 12
You were expecting good pizza from a gas station?