buggermonster
United States
Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML
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blader0314 3
YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?
planetclaire 0
that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly
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blinkingstarlet 15
that's absolutely disgusting. YDI all the way!
YOGIBEAR0131 0
your face is absolutely disgusting.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
163- So why don't you put a picture of yourself up? :) Quit being an asshole.
catatonicsleep 17
tissues!!
wbrycem 0
I'm gonna be the booger monster for halloween
MD1464 0
OMG me too!!!!!!! For Halloween lmfao
sillypuppy 0
Next time do your business in bathroom, dude. YDI! O_o
planetclaire 0
that's disgusting man. you should work on that, mining for nose gold at the wrong time can turn ugly
yourstruly21 0
should've excused yourself to the bathroom
blader0314 3
YDI. How would you feel if someone put their booger on your furniture?
MD1464 0
Dude I would NEVER want to go to your house, and if I was your mama I would swear they swapped babies at the hospital. YDI
iKaite 0
******* Gross ****.
SarcasmInAChasm 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
LOLOLOLOLOL I REPLYED TO FRIST COMMINT SO MIEN COOD BE RED GUISE!
Legend_514 0
haha great comment
laurenarnold 6
learn to speak English if you are going to post on the English version of FML
KyraJFoxx 14
I was seriously just thinking that #1. Sorry OP but you totally deserved that.
LittleBastard 20
I'm pretty sure #141 was being sarcastic.
dabears1011234 27
No he didn't find the booger, he saw op pick his nose.
dabears1011234 27
If I found a booger on my furniture, someone would be about to get knocked out.
lilacwords 0
sick person.
Saphira_fml 0
YDI idiot
clcagwin 0
what is YDI I forget
mirror_opposite 0
You Deserved It
Tahinabro 0
hahahaha i keep thinking it means why do it
SoccerGal17_fml 0
i always thought that it meant your da idiot hahah.... it makes sense.
statistical 3
'why do it' would be WDI not YDI. haha
chlorinegreen 27
haha I thought it meant You dumb Idiot!
Veldan 1
that's tautology.
mandiiandjessii 0
you deserved it. ahaha(: i jjust figured tht outttt.
karliiibrook 0
lol thats what i thought
iluvmemicookies 0
I know what OP means...but what does the acronym stand for the only think that I can come up with is our publisher but it doesn't make any sense please tell me and you dumb idiot is pretty the same thing so yeah
ohjessica 11
162- Original poster.
PuNkGiRl2231 13
me too X"D
bobhope125 0
omfg you deserve that. Nasty son of a bitch. Go hang yourself!
mutantcow 0
very good point. that's disgusting.
ILIEKGIRLS 5
yeah, everyone that picks their nose should be hung. /sarcasm
cals 0
it has nothing to do with picking noses. it's more like, he's picking his nose and wiping it on other people's furniture. THAT'S disgusting.