Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my manager what NSFW stands for. FML
Today, I was playing baseball. My full name is Nadeene, my nickname is Dee, but people have started calling me Nads. Someone yelled out "Go Nads" as I went up to bat. Guess what my new nickname is? FML
Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML
Today, I gave my name for a lunch order, I even spelled it out for the cashier. When my food was ready, they screamed "Labia," in the restaurant full of people. My name is Nadia. FML
Today, I renamed my home Wi-Fi to “PleaseTalkToMeSarah” to hint to my crush/neighbour. Later, I realized the whole apartment building could see it, and had worked out who it belonged to. Now strangers keep asking if Sarah had talked to me yet. She hasn’t. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
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timtam24 0
Well Nataly you need to shower more. No sympathy from me, there's a guy at my school like that, it's rank and horrible for the people around him
chakrabs 0
I just think its funny that you put yourself as anonymous and wrote your name in the FML.
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pepper2394 0
Make friends with guys that smell worse than you...then they won't notice. PS. Take a shower.
amstillives 0
YDI for being hydrophobic!!! And playing with your toothbrush.. BiTCH...
dmmd8686 0
have you showered yet? or are you just reading the replies to your post?
ky_stone22 0
If you just naturally smell funny, definately FYL. I do know this girl that's a shower freak, but just smells rank all the time. If that's the case, a bunch of deodorant and some perfume would probably help. If you're one of those greaseballs that's never heard of the word "soap", then YDI (but I don't think you deserve it just because you spell your name differently...).
mizuki123 8
There is a disease(if that's how you spell it) that makes you smell really bad even if you shower constantly.You guys can't just jump to conclusions saying she doesn't take showers. Maybe she does but can't help it.. Maybe the girl you know has it?
AshleyRose784 0
take the hint. if it's bad enough that they have an abbreviation for it you must really smell.
horsiigurl 0
what does being asian have to do with this?!?!?! you ******* bloody racist!
horsiigurl 0
i think the way you spell your name is unique, unlike those ppl with bob, ben, mary, jill, etc as their names.
MrRandomness 0
Oh my god. Shower regularly and stop feeling sorry for yourself. You are the only one responsible for this happening and it doesn't belong on this website.
Shotta 3
Wash your ass!!!
Pastor_Rich 0
soap and summers eve... yea!