Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my manager what NSFW stands for. FML
Today, I was playing baseball. My full name is Nadeene, my nickname is Dee, but people have started calling me Nads. Someone yelled out "Go Nads" as I went up to bat. Guess what my new nickname is? FML
Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML
Today, I gave my name for a lunch order, I even spelled it out for the cashier. When my food was ready, they screamed "Labia," in the restaurant full of people. My name is Nadia. FML
Today, I renamed my home Wi-Fi to “PleaseTalkToMeSarah” to hint to my crush/neighbour. Later, I realized the whole apartment building could see it, and had worked out who it belonged to. Now strangers keep asking if Sarah had talked to me yet. She hasn’t. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
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timtam24 0
Well Nataly you need to shower more. No sympathy from me, there's a guy at my school like that, it's rank and horrible for the people around him
chakrabs 0
I just think its funny that you put yourself as anonymous and wrote your name in the FML.
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SookMauNoots 0
ydi for not showering for a month u dirty bitch
blink831forever 13
That sucks. Go see a doctor and check out if there's something wrong with your body to make you smell so bad. If not then take a shower! By the way plexico you are Hilarious!
time_consumer 0
Maybe that'll teach you to practice good hygiene.
LadyLieDie 1
Anyone else notice that she put her name in the FML but posted as Anonymous?
yep_me_again 0
um -- YES! YDI twice! For not taking a shower and for failing at leaving your FML anonymous.
fotc77 0
it should be NNS. to, a, of, and the don't usually get added like USA not USOA
SimpleSimon 0
You said it yourself - 'Usually'.
kukopia 0
Major LOL Over and Over that she posted it as 'Anonymous' and then put her name in the FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bco12 0
Make sure you not only shower but wear clean clothes, deodorant, and brush your teeth everyday!
wroteyouoff 0
Douchey friends! I've been there though; all my friends used to whisper behind my back when I needed a tictac.
were_giraffe 2
if you were bothering him for hours you must have realized it was something related to you i think
kellster 2
I can understand not realizing that you have a little smell problem if it's an isolated incident here or there - eating something with a lot of garlic and having the smell lingering on your skin or breath, or a certain pair of sandals that make your feet smell bad and you just hadn't realized it was a problem yet. But if you've actually developed a nickname based on your odor, that would suggest that you have ongoing smell problems. How often DO you shower? Do you brush your teeth, use deoderant/anti-perspirant, wear clean clothes? Did your parents not teach you this kind of stuff? I feel badly for you, but you should really know this kind of thing already!