Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my manager what NSFW stands for. FML
Today, I was playing baseball. My full name is Nadeene, my nickname is Dee, but people have started calling me Nads. Someone yelled out "Go Nads" as I went up to bat. Guess what my new nickname is? FML
Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML
Today, I gave my name for a lunch order, I even spelled it out for the cashier. When my food was ready, they screamed "Labia," in the restaurant full of people. My name is Nadia. FML
Today, I renamed my home Wi-Fi to “PleaseTalkToMeSarah” to hint to my crush/neighbour. Later, I realized the whole apartment building could see it, and had worked out who it belonged to. Now strangers keep asking if Sarah had talked to me yet. She hasn’t. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
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timtam24 0
Well Nataly you need to shower more. No sympathy from me, there's a guy at my school like that, it's rank and horrible for the people around him
chakrabs 0
I just think its funny that you put yourself as anonymous and wrote your name in the FML.
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timtam24 0
Well Nataly you need to shower more. No sympathy from me, there's a guy at my school like that, it's rank and horrible for the people around him
tpag3r 0
i think its obvious that you need to....get different friends who except your stench for what it is
Lolbrittany 0
take a shower, hoe. >:U
neonokku 0
If you do shower often then ugh that sucks D: Try a little perfume But if you shower every few days or once a week, YDI Most people on this site are 11+ and by the time you're that age you should take notice in this
turnedoffTVgrey 0
I knew a kid that only took showers on Saturdays. Something about saving water or something? He got sent home from the most liberal hippie school ever because he smelled so bad. This is a school where half of the kids had dreads, so it had to be pretty bad. Anyway, it's easy enough to fix. Maybe you need some prescription strength deodorant or something too.
iiTEMP524 0
LMFAOOOOO. #37 tht was too much. BAHAHA. but word. good hygiene is a must... & yu got what was coming to you for being nosy. you knew it was about yu
Saphia_fml 0
YDI for not showering
akalisser 0
#72 dreadlocks =/= dirty.
humorizer 14
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You deserve it for misspelling your own name. I hate it when parents misspell their child's name. Like "Kristi or Christy" or "Stefanie" or "Caitlin/Catelin". WTF?! LEARN HOW TO SPELL!!! ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
jet_fml 0
I agree that it's a stupid name, but she didn't choose it herself.
kayceesaysfyl 0
#72, perfume doesn't take the oils out of your hair :P
callargh 0
Caitlin is the original spelling, but it's supposed to be pronounced like Kathleen - it's Irish Gaelic.
Stoic_fml 0
#95 i have dreadlocks and i certainly am not dirty. How can someone be dirty based on a hair style anyway.
Stoic_fml 0
How Can u Call Someone Dirty Because of a Damn Hairstyle i have dreads and im not Dirty, WTF. Ignorance >_>
akalisser 0
#108 That's what I was saying in reference to #72. They stated that just because the half the school had dreadlocks, that it was so bad to send someone home for being dirty. I believe that if anything, most people with dreadlocks are the cleanest (hair wise) because they wash their hair so often.
lifeislife_fml 0
Humorizer, you're an idiot. There is no "correct" spelling for names. Even if there was an original or common spelling, it's still a name. I do think Nataly is an awkward spelling, but just because it's not as common as Natalie doesn't mean it's wrong.
roobear 2
Uh, #72 meant dreads in that it was a hippie school (Rastafarians wear dreads commonly, the pot smoking religion).
Acacea 0
Either take a shower or get new friends who don't make fun of you behind your back. Preferably both.
Strawberriez95 0
lmfao
ipwnnoobz 0
stank ass hoe
eehizle 0
This is to the retart that thinks that parents misspell names: it's not misspelled if they put it on their birth certificate. You have NO ******* right to judge people based in what their PARENTS, not the f1 generation, name their offspring.
tatababe 1
well...did you take a shower yet??(
boomlol 0
i know there time consuming and horrible but yeh.. get one be considerate of the other poor ******* around you
Good_old_Grim 8
Well take a bloody shower every once in a while!
BleedingAssassin 0
with blood?
YeaYourLifeSucks 0
he's british... bloody hell-what the hell.
redbluegreen 41
Remember, being clean and smelling good never really hurt anyone.
elchapin562 0
hurts those sensitive people who hate on anyone's cologne or perfume
redbluegreen 41
You don't have to bathe in a scent to be clean and smell good.
rotyeqnor 0
YDI for not showering and for your nick
chakrabs 0
I just think its funny that you put yourself as anonymous and wrote your name in the FML.
kitty781 0
#6 , I was thinking the EXACT same thing lmao
Syn_fml 0
haha, yeah, I was about to come on here and post the same thing.
Sum_Dum_Bum 0
"Today, I posted an embarrassing post about how I never shower and put myself as anonymous. Then, after submitting it, I realized my name was in the post. FML"
Puolukka 4
Ever consider that maybe her real name isn't Nataly -_- she could have replaced her name by a different one.
Morty_fml 0
That annoying spelling of your name is more interesting...
sportastef 0
AHH I thought I was the only one! Nataly? It's spelled Natalie.
Antivirus_fml 0
You rock #10!
ladywaldo 0
YDI~stinky bitch
FPsLife 5
Women are supposed to smell good. I bet you wonder why you don't have a boyfriend, too.
Bullshet 0
And men can just stay stinky, right?
shamille 5
variant is a just euphemism for "that's not how you spell that"
Morty_fml 0
That sums up my thoughts nicely.
Intoxicunt 6
Couldn't agree more.
shamille 5
just because "it's an old spelling" doesn't mean it's not annoying as hell. don't get mad at us if you're just going to agree lol.