Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML
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timtam24 0
Well Nataly you need to shower more. No sympathy from me, there's a guy at my school like that, it's rank and horrible for the people around him
chakrabs 0
I just think its funny that you put yourself as anonymous and wrote your name in the FML.
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kat0ria 0
Well, take a shower. D:
star_ver 0
Take a shower then, you stinky bitch.
lologirl419 0
No sympathy from me, Nataly. EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWW!!!! I have to shower AT LEAST once every twenty-four hours, and I'm sure if you did that, they wouldn't need to say "NNAS" on a regular basis because Nataly wouldn't NEED a shower, as she's already being a big girl and taking one without her mommy reminding her to! Yeah, if you don't shower at least once everyday, that's totally nasty and warrants a YDI. But if you DO shower every day, and you just happen to have an odor problem, try using prescription deodorant or perfume. And scented soap/shampoo. And maybe brush your teeth? I dunno WHERE they smell the odor from...
maddog_fml 0
NNSNF: Nataly Needs Some New Friends. Good luck.
plexico 4
He probably gave you the "nice" version of the code, like RTFM stands for "read the FINE manual." NNAS = Nasty Nataly's Ass Stinks. Put down the pipe and learn to wipe.
renyark209 0
Take a ******* shower, use some decent shampoo and body wash, and throw your ******* old stinkyass clothes!
ashylarry 0
take a shower, clean out your ****** to get all the semen out, you filthy hooker.
invisiblegirl155 0
Agreeeeed YDI for probably being greasy and dirty.
lover_of_life 8
I agree, what does being asian have to do with it? I happen to be an "asian", Vietnamese to be exact, I shower everyday, AND I'm a teenager. Learn before you make stereotypes like that!
thatswiggedywack 0
that does kinda suck. but now that you know, i suggest showering EVERY DAY and use perfume or nice smelling lotion. then they cant say that you smell bad.