Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing baseball. My full name is Nadeene, my nickname is Dee, but people have started calling me Nads. Someone yelled out "Go Nads" as I went up to bat. Guess what my new nickname is? FML
Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML
Today, I gave my name for a lunch order, I even spelled it out for the cashier. When my food was ready, they screamed "Labia," in the restaurant full of people. My name is Nadia. FML
Today, I renamed my home Wi-Fi to “PleaseTalkToMeSarah” to hint to my crush/neighbour. Later, I realized the whole apartment building could see it, and had worked out who it belonged to. Now strangers keep asking if Sarah had talked to me yet. She hasn’t. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML
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timtam24 0
Well Nataly you need to shower more. No sympathy from me, there's a guy at my school like that, it's rank and horrible for the people around him
chakrabs 0
I just think its funny that you put yourself as anonymous and wrote your name in the FML.
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Comments (110)
pfcstuck 2
YDI for having poor personal hygiene
i_wuz_nver_here 31
I love how the sig is anonymos even though she says her name in the fml...
pickleman14 0
ok heres an idea stick ur head in ur armpit for a smell check. then if you faint you know u need a shower if you dont then theres gota be another natalie? i mean girls are usually good w hygene! take a shower, blow a guy, maby ull even loose some weight if your fat who knows... but in all reality take a shower once in a while u stink!!!!!
hellokimmiee 5
lol i love how people with dreads are defending their cleanliness. do you wash your hair throughly? no.
caseDL6 12
i have a friend like that. she showers regularly, cleans, uses deodorant, etc. sometimes BO just isn't your friend. :( try clinical strength deodorant. :)
penguin_bitchez 15
gross..
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
There is no substitution for proper hygiene
oasis359 13
shower.
SquirrellyGirl 20
Yikes, I hope they are saying it jokingly and if not, how embarrassing! At least now you know, shame they didn't tell you, but it's kind of a difficult thing to tell someone. Also, is Nataly pronounced Natalie, because if so I'd like to say that's a really lovely unique spelling, never seen it spelled that way before.
metroido 21
i’m guessing you shower 2-3x a day and still stink.