Today, I was playing baseball. My full name is Nadeene, my nickname is Dee, but people have started calling me Nads. Someone yelled out "Go Nads" as I went up to bat. Guess what my new nickname is? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML
Today, I gave my name for a lunch order, I even spelled it out for the cashier. When my food was ready, they screamed "Labia," in the restaurant full of people. My name is Nadia. FML
Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML
Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML
Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of a sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML
Today, my ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said, "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends. He put my name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be my new name. FML
Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML
Today, I was running the track at my school. My crush of two years was running in front of me, so I decided to catch up and finally talk to her. When I caught up, the only thing I could think to say was, "What's your name?" even though I already knew. She replied, "Natalie". Her name is Melissa. FML
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Fucc_Logic_4evah 13
I'm gonna have to guess it's Jim.
RichardPencil 32
It’s an ironic nickname. Two things that really don’t go well together are baseballs and gonads. Don’t ask me how I know this.
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Fucc_Logic_4evah 13
I'm gonna have to guess it's Jim.
Glowworm56 27
Nads is a pretty cute nickname actually--but I love how this most likely started out as a harmless "should have thought before I spoke it" moment. It's pretty funny actually.
RichardPencil 32
It’s an ironic nickname. Two things that really don’t go well together are baseballs and gonads. Don’t ask me how I know this.
Glowworm56 27
I'm gonna say personal experience?
RichardPencil 32
So much for asking people not to ask! Yep. A grounder took a bad hop and where did it go? Nads.
jfsiv 17
had a friend once who's baseball team was the Nads, just so people could cheer Go Nads!
Nadeslos 4
I personally can sympathize with this. My online name...as you see here...is Nadeslos. Nads used to be a very common short form of the name. Everyone calls me Nade instead now since I kinda snapped on them.
Lalala579121 28
Is it Steve?
StarkWolf_fml 23
feel so guilty for laughing at this xD
wickedgetz 30
just get out there and hit the ball into the pitchers gonads