Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML
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timtam24 0
Well Nataly you need to shower more. No sympathy from me, there's a guy at my school like that, it's rank and horrible for the people around him
chakrabs 0
I just think its funny that you put yourself as anonymous and wrote your name in the FML.
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Prissy_fml 0
I think it's hilarious that NNAS is for big brother 11, not you.
dance_till_dawn 0
Take a f***ing shower!
dance_till_dawn 0
The OP does need to take a shower but # 109, Plexico, and Intoxicunt, you guys are ******* pigs! Women aren't even supposed to douche you ******* douches; it's not good for the ****** and causes raging yeast infections. And what the **** makes every man think they can use the word ****? BTW, just cause women don't douche, it doesn't mean their goddamn vaginas stink! With nicks suck as intoxicunt and niggercocks? Enough ******* said!
whatthefuckcunt 0
"And what the **** makes every man think they can use the word ****?" hmmm maybe the fact that as far as i know, **** hasn't been declared illegal as a word? ****... cunty **** **** ****.. so, i'll say whatever the **** i want, ya ****!
dreamer13 0
1. I feel bad for you cuz that's very rude. they should have said it straight out. 2. my name is Nataly and I havenever met someone named Natsly with a y. 3. if my friends did that I'd slap them and then never talk to them again. 4. I hope u take more showers 5. u need new friends 6. good luck!
varkey 7
that is disgusting, take more showers #29 go kill yourself
christa953 12
99 is stupid
DareToDream7 0
I love showers, showers are awesome. you feel so clean afterwards and its all warm and steamy, its great. I admit, after I had jaw surgery I was feeling really weak (I was drinking through a syringe for a week and a half) but I still managed to shower every other day. During the school year I shower everyday but during the summer if I'm not going anywhere I shower every other day. Its not that hard.
whiteboy77 0
your fault for smelling bad dirty child.
Norther 1
At first i thougt it stod NASA. OP; Didn't you notice?
Lilllly_1316 0
If I was you, I would have taken a shower, instead of writinig a FML