Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
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Top comments
clevergirl98 20
I don't even know how to comment for this.. Lol
19990231 29
Take her to Starbucks. Or just listen when you're around other people who may call her by her actual name.
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19990231 29
Take her to Starbucks. Or just listen when you're around other people who may call her by her actual name.
clevergirl98 20
Starbucks is always the answer
Histayra 11
Till Starbucks mess up the name of course
19990231 29
No no 19, that's just the spelling.
ragingwaffle 8
Or he could ask to see her drivers license
WhosThatItsMe 8
"Hey babe, can I see your license? I forgot your name, thx"
ohSNAPyall 27
*after seeing license* "Why are you calling me by my first name? You know that everyone calls me by my middle name."
Fixme 5
Won't help. She'll be using her nickname at Starbuck's, of course.
musicman_amit 20
there is no Starbucks in that part of my country yet
clevergirl98 20
I don't even know how to comment for this.. Lol
UserError94 18
It's ok you're a good person
Caroline1812 20
how long have you been together?
brownapple 22
Has to be a long time by the way its been written
stryder9090 28
That's embarrassing.
americanafrican 32
well, thats crappy of you
umerin 32
I really hope this is fake... How could you forget her name?
Thatissarcastic 17
It happens. I've had the same problem in the past, except I made the added mistake of calling them by the wrong name, lol. Never again.
maximus_prime 24
I hope you didn't scream out the wrong name during sex, awkward.
Thatissarcastic 17
Thankfully no, it was just a middle school thing and nothing serious. I called him Branden instead of Brayden. I did call him that for a week though. He was too shy to correct it, lol.
maximus_prime 24
'Twas an attempt at humour, alas I failed. I shall stand in the corner and not post another comment tonight. The reason he didn't correct you, young males are just thankful to have a female talking to them at that age, you could have called him anything you wanted and he would not have corrected you. If he were not interested in you, he would have reminded you of his correct name.
Mynamewontfi 40
That's pretty funny, but also a bit of a FHL for not knowing her real name.
pooldude 24
i remember her face but i can't recall her name. now I'm wondering whatshername has been...
tormcn 26
Let's not tell her that otherwise you won't be calling her by any name.