Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my manager what NSFW stands for. FML
Today, I was playing baseball. My full name is Nadeene, my nickname is Dee, but people have started calling me Nads. Someone yelled out "Go Nads" as I went up to bat. Guess what my new nickname is? FML
Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML
Today, I gave my name for a lunch order, I even spelled it out for the cashier. When my food was ready, they screamed "Labia," in the restaurant full of people. My name is Nadia. FML
Today, I renamed my home Wi-Fi to “PleaseTalkToMeSarah” to hint to my crush/neighbour. Later, I realized the whole apartment building could see it, and had worked out who it belonged to. Now strangers keep asking if Sarah had talked to me yet. She hasn’t. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
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timtam24 0
Well Nataly you need to shower more. No sympathy from me, there's a guy at my school like that, it's rank and horrible for the people around him
chakrabs 0
I just think its funny that you put yourself as anonymous and wrote your name in the FML.
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DevineLegacy 0
we take a shower then
Alexgoesfml 3
It's barely a problem to be honest- unless you actually shower everyday and you randomly still smell like shit. To cure the problem just get your ass out of bed every morning, step in the shower and voila! There are worst problems to have. Your friends should have actually told you about this problem though instead of being bitchy about it.
Puolukka 4
Maybe they didn't necessarily mean that she smells bad. There's a girl at my college, she never smelled bad and you can tell she showers every morning because in the morning her hair looks really nice, but like 4-5 hours later in the afternoon it looks really greasy like she hasn't washed it for a while... But I agree that they should have told her about this before instead of making up stupid codes and embarrassing her...obviously they're not true friends.
Essentials 0
Eww. WTF. how old are you? 10??
plexico 4
The worst part is that your so-called friends had a conspiracy to discuss your fetid filthiness behind your back. "After bothering one of them for a few hours..." What did you do to the guy, did you shove his head in your armpit under he gave up the information? Did you straddle his face and cover his nose with your steaming odoriferous ****? Did you waterboard him? Would Dick Cheney have been proud of you? I think you have problems that a bar or soap and an industrial-strength douche won't fix.
Intoxicunt 6
Haha, Plexico, I think you're the one with problems here. But it's a good thing because you're ******* hilarious.
Miso_Soupu 0
Imagine how clean she could have been if she spent all those hours washing her stank skin instead of further annoying other people....
fretforyerlatte 0
plexico, you're ******* awesome. i love your comments.
plexico 4
Oh, Intoxicunt, you're on to something, but you don't know the half of it. I suffer for my art. ;)
andlifesuxagain 0
I think one of those chemical decontamination baths will do the trick.. its suppose to remove deadly viruses and chemical weapons. But, you might want to buy your own seeing as how the flowers and grass around you shrival as you walk by, i will dub thee Pumba!
n_london 0
holy shit, best comment. "steaming, odoriferous ****" - i will be committing that to memory. thank you. OP - I knew a girl like that in middle school, she took dance classes with me, and afterward the teacher would have to open the doors in the dance studio for a couple hours to get her stench out. then we'd have to give her rides home.... jesus I almost invested in a gas mask. So, no excuses, wash your dirty ass. I can't believe you wouldn't be too embarrassed to actually post this story on the internetz.
plexico 4
Thank you, but I have to defer to another one I read here a few days ago. The topic was something that might arouse you and one guy said if he saw it "I would beat my junk like it owed me money." That's yet another great phrase to commit to memory. More useful than "Ode to a Grecian Urn."
csd_fml 5
FYL for having such immature friends. If you needed a shower and didn't realize it, they should have just told you instead of making up a dumb code for it.
HummingBirdsFly 0
Maybe he just told you that so you'd get off his back. FYL for being so annoying.
ditzykayla 0
So um...yes, they were childish for using "code" rather than to just tell you, but ydi because I'm sure your plenty old enough to take care of your personal hygiene on your own.
JanisEvans 10
Well, maybe there is no shower in the trailer park (the rotten spelling of the name suggests that's where she's living)... Baaah, it's disgusting! Clean yourself, woman!!!
deaditegirl 0
YDI for not having personal hygiene. And for spelling your name in a stupid way.
oliviax3 0
Thats mean but you kinda deserve it for not showering :L