Looking4ajob
Jackson, United States
Today, I asked my manager what NSFW stands for. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Squeak
Bremerton, United States
It means us! Look at us!
Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML
bipbip
France
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Anonymous
Harbor City, United States
Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML
stupid!
Coworker from hell
Today, I was studying my anatomy book for nursing school while in the break room at my day job. My nosy-ass, ignorant coworker who always finds a way to butt into everyone’s business told the front office I was looking at porn. I got written up for, "displaying offensive materials." FML
looser
Today, I pronounced FAQ as 'fuck' to my boss. I'm not a native speaker. FML
QUIT MY JOB
Nassau, Bahamas
Nosy
Today, my boss was standing behind me, looking at my phone. Why was I writing smut? Did he see? How much did he see? Is he a fan? Why was he even there? I hate it here. FML
colebear
United States
Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML
Don'tComplimentTheCrazies
Denver, United States
Cool your boots, Janet
Today, HR wants to see me about an email where my boss asks me to respect her body. My offense? I asked if she bought a new shirt during a web meeting with our small team. We've worked together for over 10 years. FML
whitecollar
Scarborough, United Kingdom
Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML
Peter80
Netherlands
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
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jerseygirl94 11
Next time you should just use google.
WCARlover 35
"...just checking if you knew. Didn't want anyone looking at NSFW stuff right under your nose and you not knowing what that means...buddy ole pal"
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jerseygirl94 11
Next time you should just use google.
Opheliae 22
But don't Google "NSFW" at work.
MidnaLink 35
Tell me you weren't actually looking at NSFW stuff...
WCARlover 35
"...just checking if you knew. Didn't want anyone looking at NSFW stuff right under your nose and you not knowing what that means...buddy ole pal"
fariss 14
No Stupid For Work?
Tripartita 45
Plot twist: the OP is a pornstar trying to improve his performances.
lationas 25
You're a funny fuc*er! I see you all the time, and you always make me giggle or laugh! :D
OhPuhleeze 23
You do know what Google is? Right?
Jashie 18
Having NSFW on your search history? Risky in my opinion!
purple_bunnies 20
He doesn't have to use the work computer or even work wifi. Go on his phone in the bathroom with wifi off and google it on his data
Comrade9591 7
Obviously it stands for Need For Speed: World. I mean come on man!
lambda_fml 40
Thats NFSW.
NeatNit 33
NSFW is the dyslexic abbreviation.
Driving_Gaming 22
lmao no one can detect your sarcasm.
Lalala579121 28
Need Speed For Worlds. So OP is either an Olympic athlete or a drug dealer.
freddygasman 18
need speed for work
Rented_eyebrows 18
No comment...
Lalala579121 28
But isn't that a comment?
Bunnyluver 20
Saying "No Comment" isn't a comment, even in a comment section.
clemagh 7
why is this disliked?
Bunnyluver 20
Because there always has to have a smart ass reply. People on here need to grow up.
lightningclicks 24
try urban dictionary next time
daidax_238 26
Forgive me for being an idiot, but I don't quite know what is stands for either. Therefor I don't understand the FML. Would somebody be willing to explain? If it is something bad I don't want that shit in my history lol
Xenolythic 14
Not safe for work like stuff that should be done in private
Lalala579121 28
It's basically something that is put in the subject of emails or with links if they contain sensitive, generally pornographic, materiel. Things that you wouldn't want to be caught looking at at work.