Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
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timtam24 0
Well Nataly you need to shower more. No sympathy from me, there's a guy at my school like that, it's rank and horrible for the people around him
chakrabs 0
I just think its funny that you put yourself as anonymous and wrote your name in the FML.
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Comments (110)
time4coffee 3
Well take an f'ing shower
kittenkissies 0
I call bullshit on this FML -- looks like someone's been watching Big Brother 11 this summer. There's a girl named Natalie in the BB house who barely showers and has been dubbed the nickname "Nastalie" by viewers this summer. Fail.
fretforyerlatte 0
YDI for being gross. how hard is it to take a shower? and apparently this is far from being an isolated incident, like you planned on it and didn't have time, if they've come up with a CODE for it for god's sake. nasty.
iGreen_Day 0
it would have been so awesome if they like hosed you down. Take a shower, stinko! YDI if you don't take a shower every day.
valuemeal2 1
YDI for 1) not showering, 2) having a retardedly-spelled name. Sorry.
paperfox_fml 0
+1
lolololcheese 0
did anyone else automatically think communitychannel upon hearing the name nataly? (natalie, whatever)
redbluegreen 41
Yes. But she's always on my mind, so it's not hard to do.
pyroness 0
yea it's not cool when people smell bad around you
aback 5
Better get right to that.
SimpleSimon 0
Yeah, I have to say you deserve it. It's not nice finding out like that, but really if it's that regular an occurrence chances are you really do need a shower.
buckeye91011 0
Showers are wonderful things. You need to grow up, you're not in 3rd grade. Shower EVERYDAY!
grv_fml 4
= OCD
kewlcat 0
thats not OCD. lots of people take a shower everyday not everyone likes greasy hair
99MDC 0
Just be happy they were kind and were discreet. They could have made a scene. This is a good sign that daily showers is your remedy.