Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, my dad's order of hair clippers arrived. I've been putting off getting a haircut for a while now, and he offered to give me one for free. Long story short, he managed to ruin the hair clippers, and I now look like a diseased palm tree. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, my father cut my hair for the first time. Now, I always have to wear a cap when I go outside. FML
Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, I video-chatted with my mom and showed her my new, very short haircut. My dad walked in, took one look at me and said, "I can only attribute this to penis envy," and walked out again. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
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Top comments
Melix 31
Well uh next time you should let someone else do it instead of your father.
xXToxicPenguinXx 12
After 20 seconds of "*****" and "*****" i would have gone to my mom and asked her to take me somewhere for that. That's a sign something is going wrong. Sorry about your hair OP
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Comments (69)
xx_alexmagm_xx 12
That's what happened when I let my parents cut my hair My mom shaved my head completely My dad at one point gave me the ugliest hairstyle and I shaved it off like 3 days later, it was bad
Frostillicus123 10
dude go see a barber, everyone else still steal your mojo.
Olivia93 20
Clicked both OP FYL because your not pulling the haircut off. YDI for being lazy and getting your dad to do it. Should of just went to the hairdressers ✌️
shinikageWolf 15
At the very least put a clip on and do a buzz cut.
Michael903 18
Get some sun on your head. it will look better with some color. Always does! Be careful though and don't burn yourself too badly the first couple of times
noah_1234 24
Haha this just made my day
syed121417 22
Try wigs or some hats? Sorry OP, but that what you get when you let someone inexperienced cut your hair. Be smart next time. But I must say, I don't care if you look horrible, random people shouldn't say it. How rude
Whydoucare24 8
You should probably gets some hats to wear
InTheMagic 3
Why just why
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
Shave his eyebrows while he’s asleep